I'm Jess and I just so happen to be super fly.

I decided to start making surveys because... well. Honestly, I was tired of the same old "Name, favorite color, age, etc..." questions. Where is the fun in that? If a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, well, a spoonful of random helps the boredom go down. Ohhhwowww. I cannot believe I just quoted Mary frikkin Poppins.

Goals:
Earn a million, trillion dollars. Oh, and world domination.

Wants:
Ahemm...

A million trillion dollars.... and uhh.... world domination.

Accomplishments:
I invented the band-aid. There's no record of this event ever happening but trust me, it was me.

Favorites:
Well now - could you be a little bit more vague man? I have lots of favorites. For example:

iPod > Zen. Windows > Mac. Winter > Summer. And so on, and so forth.