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Why did the chicken cross the road? | |
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? | |
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown? | |
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? | |
Why do they report power outages on TV? | |
Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp? | |
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital | |
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test? | |
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? | |
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"? | |
If God sneezed, what would you say? | |
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead??? | |
If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist | |
Do fish ever get thirsty? | |
If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick? | |
Why does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery? | |
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends? | |
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? | |
Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and continued on 20 | |
anyone going fast than you is a maniac? | |
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers? | |
If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing? | |
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it? | |
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too? | |
If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers? | |
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know? | |
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people? | |
Since history never stops, when does the future begin? | |
How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them? | |
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? | |
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii? | |
If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, h | |
If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1? | |
Why do croutons come in an air tight package? isnt it just stale bread? | |
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"? | |
Is it tuna or chicken? | |
If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it continued on 38 | |
then why do i have to clap my hands? | |
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds? | |
If we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job? | |
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice? | |
If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is? | |
Is it really fun to Wang Chung? | |
If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless? | |
What's the Sound of one hand clapping? | |
If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn? | |
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple? | |
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? | |
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