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Put an X next to the secrets to which you feel you can relate! 🩷 |
I wish retail therapy was covered by health insurance. 🛍️ | |
I let the dishes pile up in the sink until I run out of dishes to use. 🍽️ | |
Living with Asperger's is tough. I want a relationship, but no woman I've ever met is willing to put up with it. | |
I left the gym early because I was craving Taco Bell. 🌮 | |
The best part of my wedding day was when he called me gorgeous. He wasn't the groom. 👰♀️ | |
I was the kid who never talked or raised her hand in class. I just liked to sit back and observe. | |
I love the day my period is finally over. | |
I used to be a really good artist, but for some reason I haven't drawn anything in years. I've been wasting my talent. | |
The only reason I passed my classes in high school is because I cheated. 📝 | |
My boyfriend cried the first time he told me he loved me. It was beautiful. 🩷 | |
I had weird cravings when I was pregnant. 🤰 | |
Life's hard when you have daddy issues AND mommy issues. | |
I'm a complete pothead. 🚬 | |
I work in retail, and for just once I'd like to be able to spend the holidays with my family. | |
I'm an immigrant and sometimes I feel like I'm not wanted here, like I'm trash or a low-life. | |
I hate being a twin. All it means is that you're constantly being compared to someone else, no matter what the circumstance. | |
When I was younger, I once went swimming with a maxi pad in, because I didn't know better. | |
....and as I was swimming laps, it floated out. | |
I was adopted. | |
I've been single for so long that I don't have sex dreams; I have relationship dreams. | |
I'm straight edge. But I'm straight edge out of fear. Sometimes I feel like I'm an addict stuck in a sober person's body. | |
I have a major crush on one of my coworkers, and it makes everything awkward. 🥰 | |
Losing fake friends is a win. 🏆 | |
The most difficult part of pregnancy will be quitting caffeine. What's the point of life then? | |
I've had three miscarriages, and I'm ready to stop trying. This is causing me too much physical and emotional pain. 😢 | |
When I had my period for the first time, I was scared. | |
I caught my husband cheating on me. | |
My wife doesn't know I made adult films to help fund our wedding. | |
I'm not in love with my boyfriend like I am with my ex. 😍 | |
I once was talking badly about someone on Snapchat and then sent it to them by accident. 📱 | |
Nobody at my college knows that I've cheated on all of my exams. 📝 | |
I went to a party last night. I woke up in Walmart this morning.... | |
None of my coworkers know I used to do heroin. | |
They say the truth will set you free. Well, when I told my family I was gay, I wound up in a hospital. 🏥 | |
I'm so obsessed with Chipotle that I named my kitten Burrito. 🌯 🐈 | |
My wedding day was the most disappointing day of my life. 💒 | |
Cigarette smoke smells like childhood. 🚬 | |
Whenever I tell a guy I'm asexual, they act like it's a mission or a challenge to get in my pants. | |
I'm not in love with him anymore. I'm just in love with what we had and what we could have been. | |
I'm dating a man that's as old as my father. | |
Whenever my hair looks slightly out of place, I have a mental breakdown. | |
God didn't give me the ability to dress pretty when I was born and that pisses me off. | |
I hate it when I can't find a background for my Whisper. | |
I just know my day is going to be 💩 if I don't have my headphones. 🎧 | |
I love my life. 🩷 | |
Cold showers are so therapeutic. 🚿 | |
Reading books while listening to music is the best combination. 📖 🎶 | |
Once a bookworm, always a bookworm. 📕 🐛 | |
I wish my fictional boyfriends were real. | |
Journaling is so fun. ✍️ | |
That one friend that I can spend hours talking to about my dream life. 🫶 | |
Life got better when I started enjoying my own company instead of depending on others. | |
The feminine urge to dye your hair red. 👩🦰 | |
As soon as I turn 18, I'm getting a nose job. 👃 | |
I need some actual hobbies besides scrolling on Pinterest. | |
I think I'm in love. 😍 | |
All I want for Christmas is one million dollars and some sleep. Thanks.❤️ 💸 😴 | |
My dream life is to live alone with lots of cats. 🐈 | |
I hate how mascara leaves my eyes black. | |
I kinda wish cellphones didn't exist. 📱 | |
I want blonde hair so bad. 👱♀️ | |
I wish a boy would give me a love note. 💌 | |
Books are my only true friends. 📚 | |
Gilmore Girls is the most comforting show to watch ever. 💜 | |
Why is there no Starbucks near me?! | |
My life is so confusing right now. 😕 | |
Don't feel like 💩 over somebody who made you feel like 💩. | |
Pinterest is just free therapy. | |
I've been spending a lot of time on Pinterest lately. | |
May is such a beautiful month. 🌸 | |
Nothing relieves anxiety like shopping does. 🛍️ | |
I just want him to know me. | |
Sleeping at night is so hard. | |
I want to go on a stargazing date with someone. ✨ | |
The internet is slowly getting boring. 💻 | |
Words can't describe how much I love Tim Burton's movies. | |
I hate getting a super good idea and then forgetting it the second I go to write it down. | |
Pain is not always in tears; sometimes it's present in smiles. | |
This summer NEEDS to be legendary. | |
I am not a slob; I have an invisible illness. | |
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that doesn't. | |
I want to fall in love again now that my life is better and now that I've learned from my mistakes, but I'm afraid of making the same mistakes again. | |
Re-reading my favorite book is therapy. 📖 | |
How am I supposed to live laugh love when everyone around me is the opposite? | |
I need to start taking more photos. 📸 | |
I have a love/hate relationship with school. | |
We need more artists like Britney Spears. 👱♀️ | |
Any girl who owns at least one pet should be allowed to partake in Mother's Day. | |
Being born pretty would've solved all my problems. | |
I think I'm addicted to fighting people online. 💻 | |
I don't need a boyfriend; I need a modeling career. 💃 | |
I take pictures of the sky. | |
I hate the sound of little kids crying. 😭 | |
I NEED a Polaroid camera. | |
Being "overdressed" is a myth made up by people who don't want you to have fun and be sexy. | |
Homemade cakes are the best cakes. 🎂 | |
I look like a model in the mirror, but I look so bad on camera. | |
The feminine urge to glare at things that vaguely look like hidden cameras. | |
Sabrina Carpenter's songs deserve way more appreciation. | |
Who needs friends when you have Pinterest? | |
Candles bring me so much joy. 🕯️ | |
How do people watch sports? | |
Writing essays is actually so fun when it's about a topic you are interested in. | |
🩷 I hope you have a wonderful day! 🩷 |
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