My body is not a temple, it is an amusement park.

Self Overview:
Copied 'n' pasted from a community app I recently filled out (as I am too lazy to write anything new):

How would you describe your style and your personality: Hm, well. As far as style goes, one word can sum it up - black. I like black. Black is good. Particularly when you're colour blind like myself and have no idea which colours clash and which don't. That being said, I do like to brighten things up with cutesy, cuddly accessories bordering on the kawaii and lots and lots of glitter. My Barry M glitter pencil is my favourite make-up accessory. Oh, and I'm disturbingly fond of hot pink. I would describe my personality as ... multiple. I am dry, sarcastic, pessimistic, optimistic, over-excitable, grumpy, melancholy, easily amused, geeky, aggressive, irritable, irritating, indomitable and happy to the point of being annoying. Or so I believe.

ho is your role model and why? Right now, it would be the character of Wolf Larson from the book The Sea Wolf. I am in awe of him. The entire book is pretty much a philosophical text interspersed with nautical slang, what more could you want? :P His view of life and how to live it is bleak, brutal and yet, surprisingly, invigorating and inspirational. I may even love him a little bit. In case you haven't realised yet, I am a literary geek.

If you could be anyone else for a day, who would you be? I never know how to answer this question, mainly because there's not just one person I could imagine being. I'd like to be anyone and everyone! Just to see how other people think, as human beings are a constant mystery to me. :|

If you won the lottery what would you do with the money? Oh, I've had this planned for years! I would buy a really nice farm house (17th-18th century maybe), with plenty of adjoining land and a stable yard (I am a horse freak). Then I'd spent most of my winnings on doing up the yard so it was completely top of the range, with all the best equipment etc. Then I'd charge a tidy sum for people to keep their horses there (they'd want to, because it would be such a good yard) and earn my living from that. XD Of course, this is assuming I win a few million on the lottery, as opposed to £25...

Goals:
What do you want to do with your life? To be a writer. I write fantasy fiction and have always, always wanted to be published someday. :) I'd just really like to share my world and my characters with everyone. I am supremely passionate about them ... to an extent that no one else really understands or actually cares. :P Haha! But it makes me happy writing their lives down, and I hope they'll cheer and inspire other people in the future as others characters have inspired me.

Wants:
My own house ... and a lottery win. Hurrah. :)

Favorites:
Favourite Films:
Desperado - mainly for Antonio Banderas, to be honest. Hot.
Hot Fuzz - the definition of sheer brilliance.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3 - I love me some pirates.
Labyrinth - oh oki, I'm lusting after the male lead again.

Favourite Music:
Fundamentally, I am a metalhead. And it gives me grief to say that, for the majority of metalheads are narrow-minded wankholes: the view seems to be that if more than 20 people have heard of a band, then it is OMG POPULAR AND A SELL-OUT and must not be listened to. This is crap. :) I listen to metal, folk, opera, classical and electronica and my favourite bands are:
Cradle of Filth (whom I have seen 6 times so far)
Equilibrium
Wintersun
Wykked Wytch
Korpiklaani
Turisas
Blackmore's Night
Flesh Field
Mechanical Moth
E Nomine

Favourite Books:
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
Moonfleet by John Meade Faulkner
The Sea Wolf by Jack London
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Long John Silver by Bjorn Larsson
And all the Sherlock Holmes novels and short stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Holmes is, without doubt, my favourite fictional character of all time. I am slightly obsessed.