| Thought I Couldn't Top It, Huh? OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!) |
| Time and date right now:: | 9:49 on December 2. |
| When do you think you'll finish this?: | I have no idea. |
| How far do you think you'll get?: | I hope I finish it. |
| How far do you want to get?: | All the way. |
By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys.
=>This or That<= |
| Pie or cake?: | Pie. |
| Chocolate or vanilla?: | Vanilla. |
| Black or white?: | Black. |
| Ceiling or floor?: | Ceiling. |
| Couch or bed?: | Bed. |
| Cough or sneeze?: | Sneeze. |
| On or off?: | On. |
| Closed or open?: | Closed. |
| Brush or comb?: | Brush. |
| Long or short?: | Long. |
| Big or small?: | Small. |
| Wet or dry?: | Wet. |
| Under or over?: | Under. |
| Top or bottom?: | Buttom. |
| Fly or fall?: | Fly. |
| Smile or frown?: | Smile. |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: | Tears of sorrow. |
| Hot or cold?: | Cold. |
| Warm or cool?: | Warm. |
| Rough or smooth?: | smooth. |
| Cat or dog?: | Dog. |
| Snake or bird?: | Bird. |
| Shark or T-Rex?: | T-Rex. |
| Past or present?: | Past. |
| Science fiction or fantasy?: | Fantasy. |
| Dull or sharp?: | Sharp. |
| Live forever or die young?: | Die young. |
| Books or television?: | Books. |
| Jump or skip?: | Jump. |
| Fast or slow?: | Fast. |
| Run or walk?: | Walk. |
| Guy or girl?: | Guy. |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?: | Warner Brothers. |
| Belle or Jasmine?: | Niether. |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?: | Gaston??Who's that? |
| Food or friends?: | Friends. |
| Colors or black and white?: | Black and White. |
| Cute or pretty?: | Cute. |
| Good or evil?: | Evil. |
| Fruits or vegetables?: | Fruits. |
| Milk or juice?: | Juice. |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?: | Hot chocolate. |
| Beer or wine?: | Neither. |
| Movies or cartoons?: | Movies. |
| Pillow or blanket?: | Pillow. |
| Moon or stars?: | Stars. |
| Sky or sea?: | Sky. |
| Explode or implode?: | Implode. |
| Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? *cough* *ahem* Yeah.): | Tree. |
| Coke or pepsi? (Aren't you glad I actually type well? :]): | Coke. |
| McDonald's or Burger King?: | McDonalds. |
| Mountain Dew or Sprite?: | Mountain Dew. |
| Ketchup or mustard?: | Ketchup. |
| Meats or veggies?: | Vegetables. |
| Straps or strapless?: | Straps. |
| Water or Gatorade?: | Gatorade. |
| PS2 or Xbox 360?: | I don't care. |
| History or geography?: | History. |
| English or literature? (Yes, there's a difference.): | Literature. |
| Geometry or algebra?: | Geometry. |
| Basketball or volleyball?: | Volleyball. |
| Basketball or soccer?: | Soccer. |
| Basketball or tennis?: | Tennis. |
| Basketball or baseball?: | Basketball. |
| Basketball or football?: | Basketball. |
| Basketball or swimming?: | Swimming. |
| Volleyball or soccer?: | Volleyball. |
| Volleyball or tennis?: | Tennis. |
| Volleyball or baseball?: | Volleyball. |
| Volleyball or football?: | Volleyball. |
| Volleyball or swimming?: | Swimming. |
| Soccer or tennis?: | Tennis. |
| Soccer or baseball?: | Soccer. |
| Soccer or football?: | Soccer, |
| Soccer or swimming?: | Swimming, |
| Tennis or baseball?: | Tennis. |
| Tennis or football?: | Tennis. |
| Tennis or swimming?: | Swimming. |
| Baseball or football?: | Football. |
| Baseball or swimming?: | Swimming. |
| Football or swimming?: | Swimming. |
| Chinese or Mexican food?: | Mexican. |
| Red or orange?: | Orange. |
| Red or yellow?: | Red. |
| Red or green?: | Green. |
| Red or blue?: | Red. |
| Red or indigo?: | Indigo. |
| Red or violet?: | Violet. |
| Orange or yellow?: | Orange. |
| Orange or green?: | Green. |
| Orange or blue?: | Orange. |
| Orange or indigo?: | Indigo. |
| Orange or violet?: | Violet. |
| Yellow or green?: | Green. |
| Yellow or blue?: | Yellow. |
| Yellow or indigo?: | Indigo. |
| Yellow or violet?: | Violet. |
| Green or blue?: | Green. |
| Green or indigo?: | Green. |
| Green or violet?: | Green. |
| Indigo or violet?: | Indigo. |
| Fall or summer?: | Fall. |
| Winter or spring?: | Winter. |
| Rain or snow?: | Snow. |
| Mud or dirt?: | Mud. |
| Snakes or spiders?: | Snakes. |
| Fido or Fluffy?: | Fido. |
| Rainbows or stars?: | Stars. |
| Blue or gray sky?: | Gray sky. |
| Prairies or forests?: | Forests. |
| Lakes or streams?: | Streams. |
| Fish or caimans?: | ? |
| Roses or daffodils?: | Roses. |
| Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?: | ? |
| Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?: | ? |
| Green Day or Fall Out Boy?: | Old Green Day. |
| From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?: | From First To Last. |
| The Monkees or The Beatles?: | The Monkees. |
| David Bowie or Billy Idol?: | Billy Idol. |
| Helloween or Skid Row?: | Skid Row. |
| Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?: | Britney Spears. |
| The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?: | The Goo Goo Dolls. |
| Duran Duran or Madonna?: | Duran Duran. |
| John Williams or Danny Elfman?: | ? |
| Mozart or Beethoven?: | Mozart. |
| Men at Work or Men Without Hats?: | Men At Work. |
| The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?: | ? |
| Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?: | ? |
| Queen or Black Sabbath?: | Black Sabbath. |
| Rush or Pet Shop Boys?: | Rush. |
| Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?: | ? |
| Supertramp or Steppenwolf?: | Supertramp. |
| Enormous mansion or humble abode?: | Enormous mansion. |
| Teaspoon or tablespoon?: | Teaspoon. |
| China plates or crystal figurines?: | China plates. |
| Knife or spork?: | Spork. |
| Bedroom or basement?: | Bedroom. |
| Antiques or chrome?: | Antiques. |
| Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?: | Wide screen televisions. |
| Carpet or wood?: | Wood. |
| Blenders or washing machines?: | Blenders. |
| Pen or pencil?: | Pencil. |
| Couch or bed?: | Bed. |
| Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?: | Bathroom sink. |
| Diskette or CD Rom?: | CD Rom. |
| Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?: | Swimming. |
| Phones or AIM?: | AIM. |
| Pillow or footrest?: | Pillow. |
| Sharpies or ducks?: | Ducks. |
| Personality quizzes or story quizzes?: | Personality. |
| Gaia or Neopets?: | Gaia. |
| Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?: | Proper Grammar. |
| Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?: | Reading. |
| Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?: | Roleplaying with strangers. |
| Spending 98019820398123 hours on the 'Net or having a life?: | Having a life. |
| Falling in love on the 'Net or revealing a deep, dark secret on the Web?: | Deep dark secret. |
| Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?: | Crying. |
| Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?: | Ignoring. |
| Gold or silver?: | Silver. |
| Lipstick or lip gloss?: | Lipgloss. |
| Sunny or rainy?: | Rainy. |
| Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?: | Edgar Allen Poe. |
| Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?: | Johnny Depp. |
| Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?: | Hillary Duff. |
| Pringles or Doritos?: | Doritos. |
| MTV or VHI?: | VH1. |
| Simple Plan or Good Charlotte? (I'd deny liking either if I were you.): | Simple Plan. |
| Vampire or mermaid?: | Vampire. |
| The Internet or television?: | Internet. |
| Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?: | Romantic comedy. |
| Comedy or drama?: | Comedy. |
| Comedy or horror?: | |
| Comedy or fantasy?: | |
| Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?: | |
| The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?): | |
| Blind or deaf?: | |
| Blind or mute?: | |
| Mute or deaf?: | |
| Shrimp or crab?: | |
| Crab or lobster?: | |
| Stickers or stamps?: | |
| VHS or DVD?: | |
| VHS or CD?: | |
| CD or DVD?: | |
| Paris or New York City?: | |
| Philadelphia or Chicago?: | |
| MySpace or TagWorld?: | |
| MySpace or Facebook?: | |
| Mall goth or TRUE goth?: | |
| Emo or punk?: | |
| Emo or prep?: | |
| Punk or prep?: | |
| Punk or goth?: | |
| Goth or prep?: | |
| Survey or personality quiz? (Woo! We're past the 200 mark. :D): | |
| x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x |
| If you could be in the arms of anyone at all...: | |
| If you could visit anyone or anything in the world...: | |
| If you could visit anyone or anything...: | |
| If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?: | |
| If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with...: | |
| If you could be anything in the world...: | |
| If you could, what color would you paint the sky?: | |
| If you were to make someone's life better, whom would you help?: | |
| How would you help them?: | |
| If you could write a literary masterpiece...: | |
| If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?: | |
| If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?: | |
| If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?: | |
| If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?: | |
| If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?: | |
| If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?: | |
| Are there any memories you wish you didn't have?: | |
| If so, what are they?: | |
| Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?: | |
| Who was your idol when you turned ten?: | |
| Why?: | |
| What do you want to be when you get older?: | |
| What do you want your house to look like?: | |
| What kind of pets do you wish to have?: | |
| Where would be the ideal place to live?: | |
| What do you want to accomplish before you die?: | |
| Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?: | |
| What would that be?: | |
| Who do you want to be beside right now?: | |
| What do wish you could be doing currently?: | |
| What do you want to accomplish to-day?: | |
| What news do you want to hear right now?: | |
| What else do you want to hear to-day?: | |
| Who do you want to talk to currently?: | |
| Who's your current idol?: | |
| Who do you want to kiss right now?: | |
| Who do you want to hug right now?: | |
| One thing you'd like to tell the world is...: | |
| If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself...: | |
| If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends...: | |
| If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?: | |
| If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?: | |
| Why would you thank them? (244...): | |
| What do you look Like? |
| Height:: | |
| Weight:: | |
| Natural hair color:: | |
| Hairstyle:: | |
| Hair length:: | |
| Is it dyed now?: | |
| What color?: | |
| Skin color:: | |
| Any freckles?: | |
| Birthmarks?: | |
| Scars?: | |
| What's the story to the answer above?: | |
| Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?: | |
| Eye color:: | |
| How long are your eyelashes?: | |
| Eyebrow length:: | |
| Eyebrow thickness:: | |
| Eyebrow color:: | |
| Do wear glasses?: | |
| What color are the frames?: | |
| The brand:: | |
| The brand of the lenses:: | |
| Where did you get them at?: | |
| Do you wear contacts?: | |
| What color do they make your eyes?: | |
| What brand are they?: | |
| Where did you get them?: | |
| How long is your nose?: | |
| Width:: | |
| What kind is it?: | |
| Shape of lips:: | |
| Full or thin?: | |
| Smile lines?: | |
| Frown lines?: | |
| What kind of chin do you have?: | |
| Length of arms:: | |
| Width of wrists:: | |
| Length of fingers:: | |
| Width of fingers:: | |
| Do you have big hands?: | |
| Length of nails:: | |
| Flat stomach?: | |
| Length of legs:: | |
| Cup/condom size? Or is that too personal? (289...I have a long way to go.): | |
| Defining your Personality... |
| I'm adamant about...: | |
| I'm beautiful in the sense that...: | |
| I cherish...: | |
| I'm determined to...: | |
| I enjoy...: | |
| I'll fight for...: | |
| I'd give my life...: | |
| My heart is...: | |
| I'm intelligent in the area of...: | |
| One thing I try not to joke about is...: | |
| I'd kill for...: | |
| I believe love...: | |
| I can be mean when I...: | |
| I can be nice when I...: | |
| I'll be okay as long as...: | |
| Sometimes I pretend to be...: | |
| I'm quizzical about...: | |
| I revere...: | |
| I seek...: | |
| I try to be...: | |
| I understand that...: | |
| I vie for...: | |
| I wish...: | |
| My Xanadu looks...: | |
| If all the world could hear me, I'd yell...: | |
| Religious zeal is...: | |
| How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5): | |
| Intelligent?: | |
| Empathetic?: | |
| Polite?: | |
| Respectful?: | |
| Comical?: | |
| Mature?: | |
| Unique?: | |
| Talkative?: | |
| Depressed?: | |
| Friendly?: | |
| Outgoing?: | |
| Selfish?: | |
| Arrogant?: | |
| Prudent?: | |
| Self-conscious?: | |
| How attractive are you thought to be by others?: | |
| Intelligent?: | |
| Empathetic?: | |
| Polite?: | |
| Respectful?: | |
| Comical?: | |
| Mature?: | |
| Unique?: | |
| Talkative?: | |
| Depressed?: | |
| Friendly?: | |
| Outgoing?: | |
| Selfish?: | |
| Arrogant?: | |
| Prudent?: | |
| Self-conscious?: | |
| Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?: | |
| How about your reputation?: | |
| Do you care if they think of you as something you're not?: | |
| Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?: | |
| Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?: | |
| What does hatred mean to you?: | |
| Do you respect yourself?: | |
| Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?: | |
| Physically?: | |
| Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?: | |
| Intentionally and emotionally?: | |
| Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?: | |
| Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!): | |
| .Favorites. |
| Color:: | |
| Number:: | |
| Store:: | |
| Book:: | |
| Story:: | |
| Magazine:: | |
| Television program?:: | |
| Movie:: | |
| Series:: | |
| Poem:: | |
| Onomatopoeia:: | |
| Verb:: | |
| Paradox:: | |
| Idiom:: | |
| Noun:: | |
| Adjective:: | |
| Adverb:: | |
| Work of fantasy:: | |
| Classic work:: | |
| Contemporary work:: | |
| Writer:: | |
| Children's book:: | |
| Fairy tale:: | |
| Children's story:: | |
| Dictionary brand:: | |
| Summer scene:: | |
| Winter scene:: | |
| Spring scene:: | |
| Fall scene:: | |
| Season:: | |
| Planet:: | |
| Space feature:: | |
| Thing about summer:: | |
| Thing about winter:: | |
| Thing about spring:: | |
| Thing about fall:: | |
| Mammal:: | |
| Insect:: | |
| Arachnid:: | |
| Fish:: | |
| Reptile:: | |
| Amphibian:: | |
| Science:: | |
| Thing to do during summer:: | |
| Type of weather:: | |
| Bird:: | |
| Thing to do during winter:: | |
| Thing to do during spring:: | |
| Thing to do during fall:: | |
| Nature sound:: | |
| Country:: | |
| Real location:: | |
| City:: | |
| Culture:: | |
| State:: | |
| Province:: | |
| Island:: | |
| Unreal (unreal in society's eyes) location:: | |
| Landscape:: | |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | |
| Italian food:: | |
| Mexican:: | |
| Indian:: | |
| Chinese:: | |
| American:: | |
| French:: | |
| Snack:: | |
| Pasta:: | |
| Desert:: | |
| Ice cream flavor:: | |
| Soup:: | |
| Salad:: | |
| Pancake:: | |
| Restaurant:: | |
| Fruit:: | |
| Vegetable:: | |
| Dinner:: | |
| Lunch:: | |
| Breakfast:: | |
| Cereal:: | |
| Pop tart:: | |
| Candy:: | |
| Artificial flavor:: | |
| Cookie:: | |
| Yogurt:: | |
| Clothing store:: | |
| Outfit:: | |
| Shoe:: | |
| Shirt design:: | |
| Brand name:: | |
| Top:: | |
| Pants:: | |
| Skirt:: | |
| Pair of socks:: | |
| Color [of clothing]:: | |
| Subject in school:: | |
| Boy's name:: | |
| Girl's name:: | |
| Unisex name:: | |
| Music:: | |
| Tree:: | |
| Flower:: | |
| Pet's name:: | |
| Quote:: | |
| Scent:: | |
| Adage:: | |
| Television channel:: | |
| Day of the week:: | |
| Perfume:: | |
| Radio station:: | |
| Cologne:: | |
| Sound:: | |
| Feeling:: | |
| Emotion:: | |
| Emotion [to feel]:: | |
| Song:: | |
| Music artist:: | |
| Month:: | |
| Religious holiday:: | |
| Fun holiday:: | |
| Obscure holiday:: | |
| Videogame:: | |
| Computer game:: | |
| Sport:: | |
| Athlete:: | |
| Instrument:: | |
| Composer:: | |
| Singer:: | |
| CD:: | |
| Website:: | |
| Word:: | |
| Famous quote:: | |
| Famous adage:: | |
| Slogan:: | |
| Commercial:: | |
| Shampoo:: | |
| Conditioner:: | |
| Body wash:: | |
| Soap:: | |
| (25.1% done.) Lotion:: | |
| x__Odd Questions__x |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?: | |
| Your foot?: | |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: | |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: | |
| Do you chew on your homework?: | |
| Pencils?: | |
| Do you read the dictionary?: | |
| Encyclopedia?: | |
| Atlas?: | |
| Road map?: | |
| Do you memorize random facts?: | |
| Do you stalk anyone?: | |
| Does anyone stalk you?: | |
| Do you collect dust?: | |
| Lint?: | |
| Baby teeth?: | |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: | |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?: | |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?: | |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?: | |
| Mexicans?: | |
| Americans?: | |
| The French?: | |
| The English?: | |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?: | |
| Have you ever shot someone?: | |
| Something?: | |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?: | |
| Jeans?: | |
| What ring size are you?: | |
| Belt size?: | |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?: | |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?: | |
| Do you eat a lot?: | |
| Do you get excited over cameras?: | |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: | |
| Poison?: | |
| Knives?: | |
| Cheese?: | |
| Penguins?: | |
| Bald people?: | |
| Scrawny African children?: | |
| Midgets?: | |
| Pirates?: | |
| Corny jokes?: | |
| Are you a virgin?: | |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?: | |
| Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?: | |
| Do you bite yourself?: | |
| Cut yourself?: | |
| Do you get cold sores often?: | |
| Do you have a cold right now?: | |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: | |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?: | |
| Do you have a twitching problem?: | |
| Are you homicidal?: | |
| What do you do on the computer?: | |
| Anything your parents should know about?: | |
| Are you happy with your life?: | |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?: | |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?: | |
| How big is the universe?: | |
| What's the logic behind your answer?: | |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: | |
| What do you dream about?: | |
| Anything your parents should know about?: | |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?: | |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?: | |
| Do you have AIM?: | |
| MSN?: | |
| YIM?: | |
| A Neopets account?: | |
| A Vampirefreaks account?: | |
| A Quizilla account?: | |
| A Bzoink account?: | |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?: | |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: | |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: | |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?: | |
| Doesn't breathe?: | |
| Are you scared of anything at all?: | |
| What?: | |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?: | |
| Do you have a life?: | |
| Then why are you taking this?: | |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?: | |
| A webcam?: | |
| A scanner?: | |
| A printer?: | |
| A cordless mouse?: | |
| Does your mouse light up?: | |
| What kind of computer do you have?: | |
| Were you ever physically abused?: | |
| Verbally?: | |
| Sexually?: | |
| Do you wish you were a fish?: | |
| A cat?: | |
| A dog?: | |
| Do you have a cell phone?: | |
| What kind is it?: | |
| Do you weasel out of things?: | |
| Do your teachers like you?: | |
| Do your parents like you?: | |
| Do your siblings like you?: | |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?: | |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?: | |
| Do you enjoy school?: | |
| Are you a packrat?: | |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?: | |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: | |
| Do you shy away from social situations?: | |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?: | |
| Are you at least attracted to them?: | |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?: | |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: | |
| Do you label other people?: | |
| Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.): | |
| So. How bad can I make you look?: | |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?: | |
| Do you wet the bed?: | |
| What age did you stop?: | |
| Do you lie a lot?: | |
| Have you lied at all in this survey?: | |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: | |
| Do you brush your hair?: | |
| Do you use antismelly?: | |
| Do you masturbate?: | |
| How frequently?: | |
| Are you an alcoholic?: | |
| A druggie?: | |
| Do you drink illegally?: | |
| Do you wear underwear?: | |
| Do you change it frequently?: | |
| Are you a coward?: | |
| A loser?: | |
| An idiot?: | |
| Do you text talk?: | |
| Are you a bad friend?: | |
| Are you untrustworthy?: | |
| Unreliable?: | |
| Do you pick your nose?: | |
| Are you imperfect?: | |
| Ugly?: | |
| Do you have bad hair?: | |
| A big nose?: | |
| Are you shallow?: | |
| Greedy?: | |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?: | |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?: | |
| Are you impolite?: | |
| Disrespectful?: | |
| Sadistic?: | |
| Are you a pansy?: | |
| Are you a conformist?: | |
| A fan of George W. Bush?: | |
| Do you have buck teeth?: | |
| Acne?: | |
| Mentall illnesses?: | |
| Are you fake?: | |
| Does your breath smell?: | |
| Do you have a strong body odor?: | |
| Do you have bad teeth?: | |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?: | |
| Are you overweight?: | |
| Anorexic?: | |
| Bulimic?: | |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: | |
| A tattoo?: | |
| Are you a wannabe?: | |
| Do you get bad grades?: | |
| What's your IQ level?: | |
| Are you a bad guesser?: | |
| Are you slow?: | |
| Are you bad at reading people?: | |
| Are you too nice for your own good?: | |
| Do you have a lot of friends?: | |
| Do you give in easily?: | |
| Are you stubborn?: | |
| Are you annoying?: | |
| Are you a necrophilliac?: | |
| Are you incestuous?: | |
| Is your room messy?: | |
| Do you make fun of other people?: | |
| Do you respect your body?: | |
| Are you arrogant?: | |
| Do you have low self-esteem?: | |
| Are you unique?: | |
| Are your hands clammy?: | |
| Are you short?: | |
| Are you freakishly tall?: | |
| Do you like Simple Plan?: | |
| =>Beliefs<= |
| Do you believe in the Christian God?: | |
| Do you believe in magic?: | |
| True love?: | |
| Heaven?: | |
| Hell?: | |
| Satan?: | |
| The Lord and Lady?: | |
| The Goddess?: | |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: | |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?: | |
| Are you an atheist?: | |
| Agnostic?: | |
| Do you believe in fairies?: | |
| Dragons?: | |
| Unicorns?: | |
| Gollums?: | |
| Santa?: | |
| The Easter Bunny?: | |
| The Tooth Fairy?: | |
| Pixies?: | |
| Phoenixes?: | |
| Elves?: | |
| Dwarves?: | |
| Mermaids?: | |
| Karma?: | |
| Immortality?: | |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?: | |
| Mayan Gods?: | |
| Incan Gods?: | |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: | |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?: | |
| Do you believe in the Xqoaest?: | |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?: | |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: | |
| Do you believe in Eternity?: | |
| Do you believe in evolution?: | |
| Do you believe in life after death?: | |
| What happens to us after we die?: | |
| Do you believe in superheroes?: | |
| Super villains?: | |
| Do you believe in Fate?: | |
| That everything has a purpose?: | |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: | |
| Sex?: | |
| Love?: | |
| Success?: | |
| Making yourself happy?: | |
| Making others happy?: | |
| Religion?: | |
| Politics?: | |
| Do you believe in miracles?: | |
| Angels?: | |
| Demons?: | |
| Ghosts?: | |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?: | |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: | |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?: | |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: | |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?: | |
| ...All right, SO. Let's get to the Basics. |
| Name:: | |
| Age:: | |
| Gender:: | |
| Nicknames:: | |
| Aliases:: | |
| What made you choose them?: | |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: | |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: | |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: | |
| What heritage does your first name imply?: | |
| What heritage does your middle name imply?: | |
| What heritage does your last name imply?: | |
| Place of birth:: | |
| Date of birth:: | |
| Nationality:: | |
| Were you named after anyone?: | |
| Who?: | |
| What side of the family does your name come from?: | |
| Did your parents immigrate?: | |
| How about your grandparents?: | |
| Your great grandparents?: | |
| Further back into your family?: | |
| Where did they emmigrate from?: | |
| Where did they immigrate to?: | |
| How old are your parents?: | |
| What's your father's name?: | |
| Your mother's?: | |
| Do you have any siblings?: | |
| How old are they?: | |
| What are their names?: | |
| Do you get along with your family?: | |
| Do you wish they were different?: | |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?: | |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?: | |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?: | |
| If so, why?: | |
| Who do you get along with most? (792!): | |
| ...The Ideal Mate |
| Hair color:: | |
| Hair length:: | |
| Hairstyle:: | |
| Eye color:: | |
| Skin color:: | |
| Any makeup?:: | |
| Clothing style:: | |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | |
| Happy or depressed?:: | |
| Funny or serious?:: | |
| Abusive or kind?:: | |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | |
| Completely describe their personality:: | |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Ideal height:: | |
| Ideal weight:: | |
| Body type:: | |
| Completely describe their appearance:: | |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Cup size or condom size:: | |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | |
| Artistic or athletic?: | |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?: | |
| Complex or simple?: | |
| What would their hobbies be?: | |
| Interests?: | |
| Obsessions: | |
| Would they hug you often?: | |
| Kiss you often?: | |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: | |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?: | |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?: | |
| Are you in love?: | |
| What will you do together?: | |
| Your ideal date:: | |
| Your ideal wedding:: | |
| How many kids?: | |
| What will their names be?: | |
| What do you think they would look like?: | |
| Will you even have kids?: | |
| If not, why?: | |
| Will you even get married?: | |
| If not, why?: | |
| Are you taken or single?: | |
| .:Dislikes:. |
| Least favorite color:: | |
| Animal:: | |
| Number:: | |
| President:: | |
| Actor:: | |
| Actress:: | |
| Director:: | |
| Celebrity:: | |
| Artist:: | |
| Illustrator:: | |
| Poet:: | |
| Writer:: | |
| Band:: | |
| Musician:: | |
| Singer:: | |
| Food:: | |
| Fruit:: | |
| Vegetable:: | |
| Candy:: | |
| Drupe:: | |
| Candy bar:: | |
| Brand of chocolate:: | |
| Skittles flavor:: | |
| Month:: | |
| Year:: | |
| Decade:: | |
| Decade:: | |
| Millenium:: | |
| Era:: | |
| Time period:: | |
| Battle of the Civil War:: | |
| War:: | |
| Battle of WWII:: | |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | |
| Genius:: | |
| Genus of plant:: | |
| Flower:: | |
| Tree:: | |
| Hair color:: | |
| Eye color:: | |
| Fairy tale:: | |
| Disney princess:: | |
| Disney villain:: | |
| Disney prince:: | |
| Movie character:: | |
| Play character:: | |
| Book character:: | |
| Musical character:: | |
| Play:: | |
| Musical:: | |
| Person:: | |
| Brand of cereal:: | |
| Brand of battery:: | |
| Mental illness:: | |
| Medication:: | |
| Serial killer:: | |
| Poison:: | |
| Type of sword:: | |
| Type of gun:: | |
| Toothpaste brand:: | |
| Scent:: | |
| Type of knife:: | |
| Taste:: | |
| Sound:: | |
| Sexual position:: | |
| Article of clothing:: | |
| What do you think of... |
| Ugly people?: | |
| Pretty people?: | |
| Bald people?: | |
| Scrawny African children?: | |
| Religion?: | |
| Politics?: | |
| Abortion?: | |
| Church?: | |
| Separation of church and state?: | |
| Blondes?: | |
| Brunettes?: | |
| Redheads?: | |
| Mainstream rock?: | |
| Abercrombie?: | |
| Pop music?: | |
| Classic rock?: | |
| Roleplaying?: | |
| Emo music?: | |
| The emo trend?: | |
| Ignorance?: | |
| Stupidity?: | |
| Mental retardation?: | |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?: | |
| Friends?: | |
| Disrespect?: | |
| Immaturity?: | |
| Republicans?: | |
| Democrats?: | |
| George W. Bush?: | |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD): | |
| My mom?: | |
| Me?: | |
| This survey?: | |
| Dry walls?: | |
| Painted walls?: | |
| Drugs?: | |
| Alcohol?: | |
| Prostitution?: | |
| Premarital sex?: | |
| Teenage sex?: | |
| People?: | |
| Homosexuality?: | |
| Bisexuality?: | |
| Heterosexuality?: | |
| Your classmates?: | |
| Your co-workers?: | |
| Your job?: | |
| Your abilities?: | |
| Yourself?: | |
| Your school?: | |
| Your family?: | |
| My family?: | |
| Your mental health?: | |
| My mental health?: | |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?: | |
| Your life?: | |
| My life? (What life?): | |
| The color green?: | |
| Pickles?: | |
| Food?: | |
| Electricity?: | |
| Niagra falls?: | |
| Cataracts?: | |
| Bridges?: | |
| Braces?: | |
| Dictionaries?: | |
| Television?: | |
| Fairy tales?: | |
| Hollywood?: | |
| MTV?: | |
| .x.Currently.x. |
| What are you feeling?: | |
| Smelling?: | |
| Seeing?: | |
| Hearing?: | |
| Doing?: | |
| Who are you talking to online?: | |
| On the phone?: | |
| What room of the house are you in?: | |
| Are you cold?: | |
| Bored?: | |
| Warm?: | |
| Hot?: | |
| Do you look nice?: | |
| What are you wearing?: | |
| Are you eating anything?: | |
| Drinking anything?: | |
| What's your heart rate?: | |
| BMI?: | |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?: | |
| What are you wishing for?: | |
| What are you worried about?: | |
| Sad about?: | |
| Happy about?: | |
| Angry about?: | |
| Serious about?: | |
| Laughing about?: | |
| Talking about?: | |
| Typing about?: | |
| Are you IMing anyone?: | |
| .o.Friends.o. |
| Who are your friends?: | |
| Your best friends?: | |
| Who do you hang out with most?: | |
| Who do you treat the best?: | |
| Who treats you the best?: | |
| Do you even have friends?: | |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?: | |
| Who's the funny one?: | |
| The smart one?: | |
| The depressed one?: | |
| The punk?: | |
| The goth?: | |
| The prep?: | |
| The jock?: | |
| The outcast?: | |
| The stupid one?: | |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?: | |
| The annoying one?: | |
| The hyper one?: | |
| The oblivious one?: | |
| The romantic?: | |
| The content one?: | |
| The pervert?: | |
| The liar?: | |
| The cheapskate?: | |
| The ominous one?: | |
| The disrespectful one?: | |
| The abusive one?: | |
| The hot one?: | |
| The ugly one?: | |
| The one that hates you?: | |
| The one you hate but hang out with anyway?: | |
| The back-up one?: | |
| The fighter?: | |
| The lover?: | |
| The hippie?: | |
| The druggie?: | |
| The alcoholic?: | |
| The one that's recovering?: | |
| The one that's in jail?: | |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?: | |
| The one that's going to be executed?: | |
| The most likely to be murdered?: | |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?: | |
| The most likely to stay there forever?: | |
| The normal one?: | |
| The conformist?: | |
| The nonconformist?: | |
| The masochistic one?: | |
| The sadistic one?: | |
| The weird one?: | |
| The musical one?: | |
| The artistic one?: | |
| The perfect one?: | |
| The literary genius?: | |
| The fugitive?: | |
| The juvenille delinquint?: | |
| The Jewish one?: | |
| The Christian one?: | |
| The Buddhist one?: | |
| The Muslim one?: | |
| The Hindu one?: | |
| The Catholic one?: | |
| The Wiccan one?: | |
| The atheist?: | |
| The agnostic?: | |
| The cutter?: | |
| The anorexic one?: | |
| The bulimic one?: | |
| The skinny one?: | |
| The thin one?: | |
| The fat one?: | |
| The obese one?: | |
| The Satanic one?: | |
| Have you Ever... |
| Gone on a cruise?: | |
| Beaten someone up?: | |
| Been beaten up?: | |
| Bullied someone?: | |
| Been bullied?: | |
| Attempted suicide?: | |
| Attempted murder?: | |
| Nearly died?: | |
| Broken the law?: | |
| Stolen something?: | |
| Had an abortion?: | |
| Known the president?: | |
| Had an affair with the president?: | |
| Met a famous person?: | |
| Masturbated?: | |
| Gotten drunk?: | |
| Gotten high?: | |
| Had sado-masochistic sex?: | |
| Had an affair?: | |
| Been out of the country?: | |
| Out of state?: | |
| Out of your town?: | |
| Written a poem?: | |
| A story?: | |
| A novel?: | |
| A song?: | |
| Gotten published?: | |
| Written a love poem?: | |
| Novel?: | |
| Song?: | |
| Said that you hated the world?: | |
| Finished school?: | |
| Flunked a grade?: | |
| Flunked a grade?: | |
| Flunked a subject?: | |
| Read a book for enjoyment?: | |
| Bungee jumped?: | |
| Skydived?: | |
| Danced?: | |
| Been to a dance?: | |
| Scuba dived?: | |
| Broken a bone?: | |
| Gotten a nose bleed?: | |
| Had an orgasm?: | |
| Suffered from psychosis?: | |
| Wished you could get away with something?: | |
| Thought of killing someone?: | |
| Thought of killing yourself?: | |
| Saved someone's life?: | |
| Saved your own?: | |
| Gone to the beach?: | |
| Gone fishing?: | |
| Gone to an island?: | |
| Died in a dream?: | |
| Had a dream that came true?: | |
| Kissed someone in the rain?: | |
| Gotten pregnant?: | |
| Eaten calamari?: | |
| Lobster?: | |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?: | |
| Helped a stranger?: | |
| Kissed a stranger?: | |
| Hugged a stranger?: | |
| Had sex with a stranger?: | |
| Can You... |
| Kiss your elbow?: | |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?: | |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?: | |
| Touch your toes?: | |
| Give away money?:: | |
| Marry a family member?: | |
| Hire an assassin?: | |
| Get ahold of drugs?: | |
| Alcohol?: | |
| Stay up all night?: | |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?: | |
| Finish this survey?: | |
| Swim?: | |
| Draw well?: | |
| Sing well?: | |
| Write well?: | |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?: | |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?: | |
| Without milk?: | |
| Predict the future?: | |
| Would you Ever... |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?: | |
| A lover?: | |
| Give your life for a friend?: | |
| A lover?: | |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?: | |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?: | |
| Sell yourself?: | |
| Have cyber sex?: | |
| Real sex?: | |
| With who?: | |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: | |
| Lie to a friend?: | |
| Lie to your parents?: | |
| Lie to a lover?: | |
| Steal from your parents?: | |
| Hug them in public?: | |
| Blow up your house?: | |
| Abuse someone?: | |
| Use someone?: | |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?: | |
| Would you ever Be... |
| A fireman?: | |
| Policeman?: | |
| Serial killer?: | |
| Doctor?: | |
| Surgeon?: | |
| Prostitute?: | |
| Playboy model?: | |
| Writer?: | |
| Artist?: | |
| Musician?: | |
| Assassin?: | |
| Ninja?: | |
| Soldier?: | |
| President?: | |
| Darth Vader?: | |
| Pilot?: | |
| Mortician?: | |
| Forensic scientist?: | |
| Detective?: | |
| Lawyer?: | |
| Drug-dealer?: | |
| Pirate?: | |
| Box-carrier?: | |
| Store clerk?: | |
| Banker?: | |
| Criminal?: | |
| Target?: | |
| Professional wrestler?: | |
| Tennis player?: | |
| Rapper?: | |
| Country singer?: | |
| Pop star?: | |
| Actor?: | |
| Plastic surgeon?: | |
| Why... |
| Is the sky blue?: | |
| Is the world round?: | |
| Is the world unfair?: | |
| Are most people selfish?: | |
| Impolite?: | |
| Disrespectful?: | |
| Conforming?: | |
| Are there religions?: | |
| Theories?: | |
| Opinions?: | |
| Are humans so intelligent?: | |
| Do we need air?: | |
| Do we age?: | |
| Do we die?: | |
| Can't pigs fly?: | |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?: | |
| Swiss?: | |
| American?: | |
| Are you taking this?: | |
| When was the last time... |
| You brushed your teeth?: | |
| Took a shower?: | |
| Ate?: | |
| Drank?: | |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?: | |
| Took a pill?: | |
| Smoked?: | |
| You got your photograph taken?: | |
| You got caught doing something bad?: | |
| Had sex?: | |
| Dyed your hair?: | |
| Hurt someone physically?: | |
| Hurt someone emotionally?: | |
| Did your homework?: | |
| Hung out with your friends?: | |
| Got drunk?: | |
| Got high?: | |
| Said a good-by to someone?: | |
| Greeted someone?: | |
| Took a survey?: | |
| Won a contest?: | |
| Went out on a date?: | |
| Had a strong sexual drive?: | |
| =>Word Association<= |
| Bed.: | |
| Curtains.: | |
| Lights.: | |
| Music.: | |
| Candles.: | |
| Closet.: | |
| Door.: | |
| Window.: | |
| Onomotapoeia.: | |
| Dog.: | |
| Cat.: | |
| Egypt.: | |
| Corey.: | |
| Mirror.: | |
| Case.: | |
| Cage.: | |
| Cave.: | |
| Nutella.: | |
| Bird.: | |
| Bear.: | |
| Death.: | |
| Life.: | |
| White.: | |
| Black.: | |
| Personality.: | |
| Pickle.: | |
| Dilemna.: | |
| Love.: | |
| Liberal.: | |
| Conservative.: | |
| Ball.: | |
| Moderate.: | |
| Inept.: | |
| Even more strange Questions |
| If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?: | |
| Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?: | |
| Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?: | |
| If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.): | |
| If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?: | |
| What is your favorite thing to highlight?: | |
| What number can you relate to the most?: | |
| What would you do if you were a spider?: | |
| A chicken?: | |
| A goose?: | |
| An anteater?: | |
| Name a movie in which you've seen an anteater before: (No documentaries.): | |
| If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?: | |
| Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?: | |
| If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?: | |
| Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?: | |
| Do you believe tabloids?: | |
| If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?: | |
| Why do you believe tabloids?: | |
| Why do you not believe tabloids?: | |
| Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?: | |
| Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?: | |
| Does citrus acid make you happy?: | |
| So, really. What's the deal with those blender characters?: | |
| On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?: | |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?: | |
| What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?: | |
| How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?: | |
| How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?: | |
| Doesn't PLAGIARISM make life suck?: | |
| If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?: | |
| If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?: | |
| What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?: | |
| Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?: | |
| Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?: | |
| And should they delete their survey?: | |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?: | |
| Do you think Skittles should be evil?: | |
| Especially when they're feminine?: | |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?: | |
| Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?: | |
| Dogs?: | |
| Llamas?: | |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?: | |
| Okay. We're done with the PLAGIARISM questions. For now. :] |
| Story time! |
| When was the baby born?: | |
| Where was the baby born?: | |
| Was the baby a girl or a boy?: | |
| Who was the baby born from?: | |
| How much did the baby weigh?: | |
| Did the baby cry?: | |
| Was the baby switched at birth?: | |
| What was the baby named?: | |
| Did the baby have hair?: | |
| Were there any abnormalities?: | |
| Was the baby healthy?: | |
| Could the baby smile?: | |
| Did the baby see his/her parents right away?: | |
| Did the baby ever see his/her parents?: | |
| When the baby leave the hospital?: | |
| What was the baby's first word?: | |
| When was the baby's first hair cut?: | |
| When did the baby learn how to crawl?: | |
| Walk?: | |
| Go to the restroom?: | |
| When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?: | |
| Toenails?: | |
| When did the baby first get into trouble?: | |
| What was it about?: | |
| Who was the baby's first friend?: | |
| What was the first song the baby listened to?: | |
| What was the baby's first TV show?: | |
| What class was the baby born into?: | |
| When was the baby's first vacation?: | |
| Where was the first park the baby went to?: | |
| What was the baby's first Disney classic?: | |
| First flavor of ice cream:: | |
| What was the baby's first toy?: | |
| What did the baby's first pillow look like?: | |
| Who was the baby's first PLAGIARIST?: | |
| Did the baby hate Skittles?: | |
| Did the baby have any talents?: | |
| Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?: | |
| What was the name of the toddler's first teacher?: | |
| Was the toddler popular?: | |
| Did the toddler have nice clothes?: | |
| Was the toddler good at writing?: | |
| Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?: | |
| What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?: | |
| What kind of grades did the toddler get?: | |
| Was the toddler overweight?: | |
| Was the toddler cute?: | |
| Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?: | |
| Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?: | |
| Did the toddler like to play kickball?: | |
| Did the toddler like to draw?: | |
| Did the toddler like to read?: | |
| What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?: | |
| Who was the child's best friend at this time?: | |
| What was the child's favorite food?: | |
| What were the child's hobbies?: | |
| Was the child intelligent?: | |
| Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?: | |
| Was the child nice to other people?: | |
| Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?: | |
| Was the child good at mathematics?: | |
| Did the child enjoy school?: | |
| Who liked the child?: | |
| What was the child's favorite cartoon?: | |
| What was the child's hair color?: | |
| What color were the child's eyes?: | |
| What length was the child's hair?: | |
| Did the teenager dye his/her hair?: | |
| Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?: | |
| What subculture did the teenager fit in?: | |
| What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?: | |
| What kind of makeup?: | |
| What kind of music did the teenager listen to?: | |
| What kind of friends did the teenager have?: | |
| Who was the teenager's first relationship with?: | |
| What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?: | |
| What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?: | |
| Did the teenager like attention?: | |
| Was the teenager outgoing?: | |
| What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?: | |
| Was the teenager bullied?: | |
| Did the teenager bully others?: | |
| What college did the young adult attend?: | |
| What did he/she major in?: | |
| Who was the young adult's fiancee?: | |
| Did the young adult have a lot of money?: | |
| Was the young adult independent?: | |
| What kind of job did the young adult have?: | |
| What was the yound adult's area of expertise?: | |
| Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?: | |
| Did the middle-aged person have any kids?: | |
| What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?: | |
| What were the names of the middle-aged person's children?: | |
| What were their genders?: | |
| Was the senior citizen a grandparent?: | |
| Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?: | |
| Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?: | |
| How did the senior citizen die?: | |
| How many people came to the funeral?: | |
| What does this mean? |
| Three.: | |
| Avid.: | |
| Fervor.: | |
| Nocent.: | |
| Irenic.: | |
| Drupe.: | |
| Beauty.: | |
| Perfection.: | |
| Ignorant.: | |
| Viridian.: | |
| Ironic.: | |
| Noxious.: | |
| Life.: | |
| Happiness.: | |
| Adventure.: | |
| Purity.: | |
| Freedom.: | |
| Individuality.: | |
| Wonderful.: | |
| Profugus luminarium.: | |
| Momento mori.: | |
| Hola, me llama Amour.: | |
| Je t'aime.: | |
| Mohorovicic discontinuity.: | |
| Infamous.: | |
| Congenial.: | |
| Cordial.: | |
| Distribution.: | |
| Contribution.: | |
| Enigmatic.: | |
| Arcane.: | |
| Dasani.: | |
| La lune.: | |
| Insignificant.: | |
| Asylum.: | |
| To-morrow. (Yes, I know I spell it with a hyphon - it's the old way.): | |
| Poetry.: | |
| Music.: | |
| Art.: | |
| Literature.: | |
| Drama.: | |
| Stupidity.: | |
| Death.: | |
| Talent.: | |
| Truth.: | |
| Youth.: | |
| Forever.: | |
| Romantic.: | |
| Hopeless.: | |
| Hopeless romantic. (xD): | |
| PLAGIARISM.: | |
| Mainstream.: | |
| Knowledge.: | |
| Wisdom.: | |
| Endurance.: | |
| What's Better? |
| Beauty or love?: | |
| Wisdom or beauty?: | |
| Your friend's safety or being beautiful?: | |
| Being loved unconditionally or being famous?: | |
| Knowledge or wisdom?: | |
| Power or pride?: | |
| Lying or imprisonment?: | |
| Murder or death?: | |
| Revenge or forgiveness?: | |
| Being liked or being respected?: | |
| Heart or brain?: | |
| Which Age is this Appropriate For... |
| Radios.: | |
| Sex.: | |
| Gardening.: | |
| Lava lamps.: | |
| Black lights.: | |
| Hovercrafts.: | |
| Cars.: | |
| Spaghetti straps.: | |
| Hopscotch.: | |
| My Little Pony.: | |
| Barbies.: | |
| Tonka trucks.: | |
| Edgar Allan Poe.: | |
| MySpace.: | |
| The Internet in general.: | |
| Neopets.: | |
| Quizilla.: | |
| Vampirefreaks.: | |
| Pornography.: | |
| Disney.: | |
| Lizzie McGuire.: | |
| Beauty and the Beast.: | |
| Hans Christian Anderson.: | |
| Elton John.: | |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.: | |
| Bauhaus.: | |
| Satanism.: | |
| Biolage.: | |
| Hair curlers.: | |
| Hairspray.: | |
| Nail polish.: | |
| Short skirts.: | |
| Bikinis.: | |
| Tanning.: | |
| Fun.: | |
| Public appearances.: | |
| When to form your own band.: | |
| Playing the piano.: | |
| Driver's licence.: | |
| Staying home alone.: | |
| Drinking.: | |
| Smoking.: | |
| Videogames.: | |
| Violent videogames.: | |
| Mature videogames.: | |
| Dora the Explorer.: | |
| The Little Mermaid.: | |
| Eminem.: | |
| PLAGIARIZING.: | |
| Voting.: | |
| Perfume.: | |
| Makeup.: | |
| Accessorizing.: | |
| Rap.: | |
| The Girl Next Door.: | |
| Finding Nemo.: | |
| Armageddon.: | |
| Pirates of the Caribbean.: | |
| Water beds.: | |
| Masturbation.: | |
| Playboy.: | |
| Becoming famous.: | |
| Swearing.: | |
| Going to war.: | |
| Sports.: | |
| Having a child.: | |
| Getting married.: | |
| Living on your own.: | |
| Teen Spirit.: | |
| Lady Speed Stick.: | |
| Cologne.: | |
| NASA.: | |
| Going on a cruise.: | |
| College.: | |
| Graduating from high school.: | |
| Going to the movies without a parent.: | |
| Santa Claus.: | |
| Easter Bunny.: | |
| Tooth fairy.: | |
| Bird watching.: | |
| Coin collecting.: | |
| Housekeeping.: | |
| Pink Panther.: | |
| Sherlock Holmes.: | |
| Oscar Wilde.: | |
| RL Stine.: | |
| Lemony Snicket.: | |
| JK Rowling.: | |
| Terry Brooks.: | |
| Alvin Schwartz.: | |
| JRR Tolkein.: | |
| Charles Dickens.: | |
| Ernest Hemingway.: | |
| Green Day.: | |
| Ghost stories.: | |
| Law and Order: SVU.: | |
| Campfires.: | |
| Sleepovers.: | |
| Sleepover parties.: | |
| American Idol.: | |
| A figure.: | |
| Modeling.: | |
| Freckles.: | |
| Whitened teeth.: | |
| Plastic surgery.: | |
| Advertising on television.: | |
| Community service.: | |
| Prison.: | |
| The legal adult age.: | |
| What will Happen/How will the world End? |
| Giant tornado.: | |
| Nuclear war.: | |
| Giant tsunami.: | |
| A title wave.: | |
| An asteroid.: | |
| Explosion of the sun.: | |
| Giant volcanic erruption.: | |
| Giant freak afternoon tea accident.: | |
| Giant missile crisis.: | |
| Another Great Depression. Only worse.: | |
| Earthquake.: | |
| Penguins will take over the world.: | |
| Parrots become the dominant.: | |
| Someone will put heavy metal on a loud speaker, and it'll kill us all.: | |
| Alien invasion.: | |
| Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.: | |
| Lochness monster will have children.: | |
| Everyone will turn cannibalistic.: | |
| Everyone will run out of natural resources.: | |
| Third Ice Age.: | |
| Global warming.: | |
| Precambrian Eon will return.: | |
| Toxic fumes.: | |
| Disappearing water.: | |
| Planet collision.: | |
| Termites.: | |
| George W. Bush will get a third reelection.: | |
| Everyone will commit suicide.: | |
| Intergalactic highway construction.: | |
| Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.: | |
| PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.: | |
| Lions will eat us all.: | |
| Cockroaches will rule the world.: | |
| A pandemic.: | |
| The Black Plague will avenge itself.: | |
| Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.: | |
| The Big Bang will reoccur.: | |
| We'll attempt to conquer an alien world; we'll fail and die.: | |
| Pesticide will kill all the insects in the world.: | |
| The Earth will spontaneously combust.: | |
| We'll leave the universe and get absorbed.: | |
| Or we'll be sucked into a black hole.: | |
| We'll all die in our sleep - on the same day.: | |
| The world will collapse.: | |
| We'll get hypnotized and die.: | |
| Genocide.: | |
| All the money will burn.: | |
| Cell phones really did cause brain tumors.: | |
| What if the Hokey Pokey really /was/ what it's all about?: | |
| Karma will kill us.: | |
| All the stars in the universe will explode at once.: | |
| Ghosts will kill us.: | |
| A giant fan will blow us away.: | |
| Pizza Hut will explode.: | |
| Hair curlers will burn us all.: | |
| Everyone will get a perm and die of fright from looking at each other.: | |
| Nobody will use their brain and eventually it'll disappear.: | |
| Grandmas will turn rabid.: | |
| PLAGIARISTS will make Reko and Kiri angry.: | |
| The Mohorovicic Discontinuity will disappear.: | |
| Daddy Long Legs will get a larger mouth.: | |
| People get so lazy that their lawn will grow too high to allow sunlight in.: | |
| Butterflies will steal our organs because they don't have any.: | |
| Twinkle will succeed as a dictator.: | |
| Star will become president.: | |
| Biotech disaster.: | |
| People will not actually save money switching to Geico.: | |
| Cingular and Verizon will never join.: | |
| Pollution.: | |
| Giant feet. o.o: | |
| Vampires really do exist. (I know I'm switching tenses.): | |
| Everyone will become a movie copycat.: | |
| Pandemonium at football games will get a little too extreme.: | |
| Someone will say that they're the son of Satan.: | |
| Born-agains will really shove their religion down everyone's throats.: | |
| Are these Cliched and Overrated? Or just fine? |
| Striving to be unique.: | |
| Mall goth.: | |
| Punk.: | |
| Emo.: | |
| Love.: | |
| Anti-love.: | |
| Pro-war.: | |
| Pro-peace.: | |
| George W. Bush jokes.: | |
| Smoking.: | |
| Drinking.: | |
| Television.: | |
| MTV.: | |
| Reformers.: | |
| Showering.: | |
| Partying.: | |
| Drinking water.: | |
| Physical fitness.: | |
| Eating.: | |
| The Internet.: | |
| Sex.: | |
| Walking.: | |
| Pretending to cut.: | |
| Having a dog.: | |
| Sleeping on a bed. (Go S/X/Zarys!): | |
| Green Day.: | |
| Fall Out Boy.: | |
| My Chemical Romance.: | |
| Cheerleading.: | |
| Popularity.: | |
| Pretending to be depressed.: | |
| Celebrities.: | |
| Celebrity wannabes.: | |
| Communication.: | |
| Cell phones.: | |
| Liking thunderstorms.: | |
| Drama.: | |
| High school.: | |
| Makeup.: | |
| Accessories.: | |
| Clothes. (xD): | |
| Desert.: | |
| The rain.: | |
| Skipping class.: | |
| Anime/manga.: | |
| Rebels.: | |
| Movies.: | |
| What Would you like to do/Try? |
| Escargot?: | |
| Lobster?: | |
| Creme brule?: | |
| Skydiving?: | |
| Hang gliding?: | |
| Surfing?: | |
| Snowboarding?: | |
| Go into space?: | |
| Go on a cruise?: | |
| Fall in love?: | |
| Go to Disney World?: | |
| Go to Paris?: | |
| New York City?: | |
| Cairo?: | |
| Tokyo?: | |
| Dance with a star?: | |
| Marry a star?: | |
| Write a novel?: | |
| Meet a celebrity?: | |
| Do any of These scare You? |
| Spiders.: | |
| Goblins.: | |
| Rodents.: | |
| Creatures.: | |
| Bees.: | |
| Fire.: | |
| Death.: | |
| Old age.: | |
| Lizards.: | |
| Crowds.: | |
| People.: | |
| Butterflies.: | |
| Blood and gore.: | |
| Ants.: | |
| The unknown.: | |
| Ghosts.: | |
| Aliens.: | |
| Medication.: | |
| Doctors.: | |
| Hospitals.: | |
| Satanism.: | |
| Nazis.: | |
| Serial killers.: | |
| Psychopaths.: | |
| The mentally ill.: | |
| Sadists.: | |
| Dinosaurs.: | |
| Tornadoes.: | |
| Thunderstorms.: | |
| Volcanoes.: | |
| The ocean.: | |
| Deep water.: | |
| Redheads. (My sister's scared of them, so. Yeah.): | |
| Clowns.: | |
| Dolls.: | |
| Mirrors.: | |
| The dark.: | |
| Bloody Mary.: | |
| Windows.: | |
| Sharks.: | |
| Insects.: | |
| Eggs. (Kiri insisted on this. x___x): | |
| People with deformities.: | |
| Strange people.: | |
| Strangers.: | |
| Failure.: | |
| Being alone.: | |
| The Apocalypse.: | |
| Pandemics.: | |
| Being forgotten.: | |
| Do You Like... |
| Pink?: | |
| Bald people?: | |
| Period-style clothing?: | |
| Superman?: | |
| Bugs?: | |
| Mud?: | |
| Dirt?: | |
| Spiderman?: | |
| Wonderwoman?: | |
| Money?: | |
| Food?: | |
| Beautiful people?: | |
| Kids?: | |
| Adults?: | |
| Teenagers?: | |
| Fruit?: | |
| Blue?: | |
| Vegetables?: | |
| Meat?: | |
| MySpace?: | |
| VF?: | |
| Neopets?: | |
| Quizilla?: | |
| Bzoink?: | |
| MSN?: | |
| AIM?: | |
| YIM?: | |
| Microsoft Word?: | |
| Girls?: | |
| Boys?: | |
| Religion?: | |
| The radio?: | |
| Dreaming?: | |
| Writing?: | |
| Drawing?: | |
| Roleplaying?: | |
| Art?: | |
| Literature?: | |
| Music?: | |
| Drama?: | |
| Comedy?: | |
| Tragedy?: | |
| Romance?: | |
| Horror?: | |
| Fantasy?: | |
| Science fiction?: | |
| Action?: | |
| Anime/manga?: | |
| Green Day?: | |
| Fall Out Boy?: | |
| The emo trend?: | |
| Mall goths?: | |
| Punk?: | |
| Closets?: | |
| Disney?: | |
| Beds?: | |
| How many People would it Take To... |
| Screw in a lightbulb?: | |
| Build a 5,000 foot monument?: | |
| Milk a cow?: | |
| Make a movie?: | |
| Get a PLAGIARIST off the Internet?: | |
| Find a cure for cancer?: | |
| Make a house?: | |
| Feed a horse?: | |
| Restrain someone who's out of control?: | |
| Change a baby's diaper?: | |
| Create a character?: | |
| Create a /good/ character?: | |
| Find the meaning of life?: | |
| Make dinner?: | |
| Run a cruise ship?: | |
| Run a pirate ship?: | |
| Pillage and plunder?: | |
| And rifle and loot?: | |
| And drink up, me hearties, yo ho?: | |
| Keep Jack Sparrow on that island? Er...Captain. /Captain./ My apologies.: | |
| Plan a perfect murder?: | |
| Cause the Apocalypse?: | |
| Impeach the president?: | |
| Vote Bush out of office?: | |
| Stop PLAGIARISM?: | |
| PLAGIARIZE?: | |
| Write a song?: | |
| Form a band?: | |
| Dye hair?: | |
| Create a salon?: | |
| Make the perfect family?: | |
| Change the world?: | |
| Make things better?: | |
| Help someone in need?: | |
| Cheer up a baby?: | |
| Chear up a 500 year-old baby?: | |
| Form a crew?: | |
| Man a ship?: | |
| Create a website?: | |
| Make a radio station?: | |
| Destroy the world?: | |
| Isn't This Messed Up? |
| Airline food.: | |
| Decay.: | |
| The world.: | |
| George W. Bush.: | |
| The color orange.: | |
| People pretending to be goths.: | |
| PLAGIARISM.: | |
| People pretending to be good at making surveys.: | |
| People pretending to be punks.: | |
| People pretending to be depressed.: | |
| People pretending to be mentally ill.: | |
| People pretending to be something they're not.: | |
| People.: | |
| Test rates.: | |
| Taxes.: | |
| The government.: | |
| Celebrities.: | |
| Obsessive fans of celebrities.: | |
| PLAGIARISTS.: | |
| Green Day.: | |
| The emo trend.: | |
| Brainwashing.: | |
| War.: | |
| Cloning.: | |
| Conformists.: | |
| Money.: | |
| Entertainment.: | |
| Food.: | |
| Basic things for survival.: | |
| Television.: | |
| The way history played out.: | |
| The future.: | |
| The present.: | |
| We always want we can't have.: | |
| Once we have it, we don't care.: | |
| Aging.: | |
| Lying.: | |
| Lying about your age.: | |
| Sexual humor.: | |
| Sick humor.: | |
| Comedy.: | |
| Bathroom humor.: | |
| Anti-bacterial soap.: | |
| Elementary school teachers.: | |
| Principals.: | |
| The fact we all have different opinions and no one follows ours.: | |
| PLAGIARIZING.: | |
| Imply. The word.: | |
| Copying other peoples' surveys.: | |
| Diets.: | |
| Having to exercise to stay thin.: | |
| Having to do work to survive.: | |
| Having to do work. Period.: | |
| Notebooks going as high as only five subjects.: | |
| Notebooks that only have 70 pages.: | |
| Wide-ruled paper.: | |
| Elementary school.: | |
| Circles.: | |
| Slightly oblate spheroids.: | |
| Slightly eccentric elipses.: | |
| P and S waves.: | |
| Oxygen.: | |
| Co2.: | |
| H2o.: | |
| Life.: | |
| Aliens.: | |
| Childhood.: | |
| Adolescence.: | |
| Adulthood.: | |
| Meanings.: | |
| The fact that no one looks in the dictionary anymore to define something.: | |
| Disney nowadays.: | |
| Kagome.: | |
| Pickles.: | |
| Feet.: | |
| Noses.: | |
| Cell membranes.: | |
| Atoms.: | |
| Andrew Johnson.: | |
| Andrew Jackson.: | |
| The fact that Reko and Kiri aren't perfect...but they're pretty close.: | |
| How... |
| Are you?: | |
| Are you doing?: | |
| Have you been?: | |
| Do you wish you were?: | |
| Do you want to die?: | |
| Many years can a mountain exist?: | |
| Many planets are there?: | |
| Many numbers are there?: | |
| Small can things get?: | |
| Big can things get?: | |
| Will the future turn out for you? Do you have an idea?: | |
| How will the future turn out for me?: | |
| How 'bout for Kiri?: | |
| Many ways can the world end?: | |
| Many sports are there?: | |
| Many colors are in the rainbow?: | |
| Do you do?: | |
| What do you think is evil? |
| Shampoo.: | |
| Conditioner.: | |
| Anime.: | |
| Walls.: | |
| Ceilings.: | |
| Fans.: | |
| Ceiling fans.: | |
| Donald Duck.: | |
| Lie detectors.: | |
| Smoke detectors.: | |
| Pedometers.: | |
| Death.: | |
| The Grim Reaper.: | |
| Christmas.: | |
| God.: | |
| Satan.: | |
| Jesus.: | |
| Satin.: | |
| Pepsi.: | |
| Electricity.: | |
| The Internet.: | |
| Mashed potatoes.: | |
| Orange juice.: | |
| My computer.: | |
| Reko's grahnddmah.: | |
| Haappii Bouanmey: | |
| Veeahhckomee: | |
| Gaston.: | |
| The world.: | |
| The universe.: | |
| Spinach.: | |
| Celery.: | |
| Escargot.: | |
| Pizza Hut.: | |
| McDonald's.: | |
| Disney nowadays.: | |
| Denny's.: | |
| Top's.: | |
| Wal-Mart.: | |
| Wagman's.: | |
| Stores in general.: | |
| Fish.: | |
| Birds.: | |
| Anteaters.: | |
| Whole milk.: | |
| Skittles.: | |
| PLAGIARISTS.: | |
| Cupcakes.: | |
| MTV.: | |
| Television.: | |
| VH1.: | |
| Comedy Central.: | |
| MAD TV.: | |
| Comedy in general.: | |
| Jessica Simpson.: | |
| Laughter.: | |
| Infections.: | |
| Viruses.: | |
| Doors.: | |
| Windows.: | |
| Mirrors.: | |
| Landmarks.: | |
| Santa Claus.: | |
| The Easter Bunny.: | |
| Tooth fairy.: | |
| Goths.: | |
| The Black Plague.: | |
| Witches.: | |
| Wiccans.: | |
| Black cats.: | |
| Ladders.: | |
| Vampires.: | |
| Werewolves.: | |
| Gremlins.: | |
| Leprechauns.: | |
| Goblins.: | |
| Gollums.: | |
| Orcs.: | |
| Mr. Skinnyhands.: | |
| Mortimer Mouse.: | |
| Fruitsbasket.: | |
| Naraku.: | |
| Herbal Essences.: | |
| Head and Shoulders.: | |
| Biolage.: | |
| Cheap shampoo.: | |
| Cheap cologne.: | |
| Boxed hair dye.: | |
| The number 16.: | |
| The number 7.: | |
| The number 16.7 repentant.: | |
| 24 + 2/3.5.: | |
| 3.141592654.: | |
| Sundays.: | |
| Tuesdays.: | |
| Thursdays.: | |
| Lights.: | |
| The darkness.: | |
| Roxie Hart.: | |
| Shirts with words on them.: | |
| Mean shirts.: | |
| Stupid shirts.: | |
| Bikinis for people who haven't reached puberty.: | |
| Speedos.: | |
| Your House |
| How many stories is your house?: | |
| What room are you in?: | |
| How many doors does your house have?: | |
| Windows?: | |
| Mirrors?: | |
| What kind of rug is in your room?: | |
| Your parents' room?: | |
| Sibling's room?: | |
| Bathroom?: | |
| Kitchen?: | |
| Dining room?: | |
| Living room?: | |
| Do you use your basement?: | |
| Your attic?: | |
| What color is your house?: | |
| What color are the walls in your room?: | |
| Your parents' room?: | |
| Sibling's room?: | |
| Bathroom?: | |
| Kitchen?: | |
| Dining room?: | |
| Living room?: | |
| Basement?: | |
| What kind of bed is in your room?: | |
| Your parents' room?: | |
| Sibling's room?: | |
| Bathroom?: | |
| Kitchen?: | |
| Dining room?: | |
| Living room?: | |
| Basement?: | |
| Is your room messy?: | |
| Your parents' room?: | |
| Sibling's room?: | |
| Kitchen?: | |
| Dining room?: | |
| Living room?: | |
| Basement?: | |
| Attic?: | |
| Do you have a porch?: | |
| Do you have a pool?: | |
| A trampoline?: | |
| A playground?: | |
| How many acres do you own?: | |
| Do you live near a forest?: | |
| Do you live in the city?: | |
| In a town?: | |
| How many people your age live in your neighborhood?: | |
| Do you associate with your neighbors?: | |
| Are you at least cordial towards them?: | |
| Do you share a room?: | |
| How many computers do you have?: | |
| How many trash cans?: | |
| Bathrooms?: | |
| Bedrooms?: | |
| Is your kitchen decently sized?: | |
| How many sofas?: | |
| How many televisions?: | |
| Is your room decently sized?: | |
| How many forks are in the silverware drawer?: | |
| Do you own a dreamcatcher?: | |
| Do you have Sharpies nearby?: | |
| How many vacuum cleaners?: | |
| How many pencils do you own?: | |
| How many notebooks do you have near you?: | |
| How many disks?: | |
| How many CD-Roms?: | |
| How many DVDs?: | |
| How many DVDs do you own?: | |
| How big is your musical CD collection?: | |
| Your computer game collection?: | |
| Do you have an iPod?: | |
| How many songs?: | |
| Do you have posters on your walls?: | |
| How many?: | |
| Pictures?: | |
| How many?: | |
| Calendars?: | |
| How many?: | |
| How much jewelry do you own?: | |
| What's your favorite necklace?: | |
| Bracelet?: | |
| Pair of earrings?: | |
| How many pairs of shoes do you own?: | |
| Do you have junk drawers?: | |
| How many?: | |
| How many dressers do you have?: | |
| Do you have a nightstand?: | |
| What's your alarm clock set to?: | |
| How many stuffed animals do you have?: | |
| Do you have a mirror in your room?: | |
| Do you have hairspray?: | |
| A disco ball?: | |
| A lava lamp?: | |
| A globe?: | |
| What kind of sheets do you have?: | |
| Anything printed on them?: | |
| How many tank tops do you own?: | |
| Do you own any Aerosmith CDs?: | |
| Bauhaus?: | |
| Elton John?: | |
| Do you have the Disney collection?: | |
| Do you own the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?: | |
| How many books do you own?: | |
| How many of them have you read?: | |
| Do you have a bookcase in your room?: | |
| What's the theme of your room?: | |
| Do you have stars on your ceiling?: | |
| Do you have a smoke detector in your room?: | |
| Do you own a copy of The Neverending Story?: | |
| The Picture of Dorian Gray?: | |
| The Last Unicorn?: | |
| Magic Kingdom for Sale?: | |
| Anything by Alvin Schwartz?: | |
| RL Stine?: | |
| Almost done. |
| What time is it?: | |
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