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March 23, 2007 at 1:37pm
Mood: bored
Music: what music?
Subject: If you give a moose a muffin.
I have done absolutely nothing useful all day. We've had subs for all my classes and I don't really have a teacher anyhoo. At least for this block. If you're reading this you must be bored too.....So bored.
If you give a moose a muffin, he'll want another, and with that other he'll want some jam, but you're out. So he'll want to go to the store to buy more, but it's cold outside. So he has to borrow you're mom's sweater, but a button's coming off. So he needs a needle and thread, but when you get it out, he wants to make sock puppets. With those puppets, he'll want scenery. So you get out the paint and paper and glue and he makes his scenery. Then he decides it's getting late and goes home. Now you have to clean the entire house before your mom gets home all because you gave a moose a muffin.
Moral, never give a moose a muffin unless you have a jar of jam.
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