| 1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!) |
| =>This or That<= |
| Pie or cake?:: | pie |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: | pie |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: | vanilla |
| Black or white?:: | black |
| Ceiling or floor?:: | ceiling |
| Couch or bed?:: | bed |
| Cough or sneeze?:: | sneeze |
| On or off?:: | on |
| Closed or open?:: | open |
| Brush or comb?:: | brush |
| Long or short?:: | long |
| Big or small?:: | big |
| Wet or dry?:: | wet |
| Under or over?:: | under |
| Top or bottom?:: | hehe top |
| Fly or fall?:: | fly...wooosh i'm gone! |
| Smile or frown?:: | smile |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | joy |
| Hot or cold?:: | cold |
| Warm or cool?:: | cool |
| Rough or smooth?:: | rough |
| Cat or dog?:: | both |
| Snake or bird?:: | bird |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: | t-rex |
| Past or present?:: | present |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: | fantasy |
| Dull or sharp?:: | sharp |
| Live forever or die young?:: | live forever |
| Books or television?:: | mmmm.....television i guess, but books are good too |
| Jump or skip?:: | jump |
| Fast or slow?:: | fast |
| Run or walk?:: | run |
| Guy or girl?:: | i'm a girl who likes guys |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | warner brothers |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: | jasmine |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Cruella deville |
| Food or friends?:: | friends |
| Colors or black and white?:: | colors |
| Cute or pretty?:: | pretty |
| Good or evil?:: | both hehe |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: | fruits |
| Milk or juice?:: | juice |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | hot chocolate |
| Beer or wine?:: | um, beer |
| Movies or cartoons?:: | movies |
| Pillow or blanket?:: | pillow |
| Moon or stars?:: | stars |
| Sky or sea?:: | sky |
| Explode or implode?:: | explode |
| =>Odd Questions<= |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | same as the top |
| Your foot?:: | brown from dirt |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | no |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | hellz no |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: | no |
| Pencils?:: | no |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: | only to look things up |
| Encyclopedia?:: | no |
| Atlas?:: | i love maps |
| Road map?:: | only if i am lost |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: | yea |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: | no |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: | i think so.... |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | no, lawn is too big |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: | no |
| Do you collect dust?:: | only on my tv |
| Lint?:: | no |
| Baby teeth?:: | my first one |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | once |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | i don't know |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | yea |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | no |
| Mexicans?:: | no |
| Americans?:: | yea |
| The French?:: | no |
| The English?:: | i love their accents! |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | yea |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: | bb gun |
| Something?:: | again with a bb gun |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | lots, like 10 or 15 |
| Jeans?:: | 4 |
| What ring size are you?:: | 11 |
| Belt size?:: | i have no idea |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | no |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | nope, but a 2008 one |
| Do you eat a lot?:: | i guess so |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: | sometimes |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | no |
| Poison?:: | no |
| Knives?:: | i like them but no |
| Cheese?:: | i like cheese! |
| Penguins?:: | no |
| Bald people?:: | hehe, nope |
| Scrawny African children?:: | heheehe what? |
| Midgets?:: | no |
| Pirates?:: | hells yea! |
| Corny jokes?:: | they are cute |
| Are you a virgin?:: | yep |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | a hermawhat? |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | mo |
| Do you bite yourself?:: | sometimes |
| Cut yourself?:: | not on purpose |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: | no |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: | no |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | no |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | yea |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: | i think so |
| Are you homicidal?:: | what? |
| What do you do on the computer?:: | look up survays and funny pics` |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | nope |
| Are you happy with your life?:: | yea |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | i don't know and don't really care |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | haven't tried it |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | only the leaves and new branches |
| How big is the universe?:: | really really big |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: | i am bored and i know someone will be reading it |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | 7 or 8 |
| What do you dream about?:: | a special guy |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | again nope |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | no |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | i haven't tried it |
| Do you have AIM?:: | yep |
| MSN?:: | nope |
| YIM?:: | nope |
| A Neopets account?:: | nope |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: | nope |
| A Quizilla account?:: | yep |
| A Bzoink account?:: | yep |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | yea sometimes |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | no |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | yea |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | no |
| Doesn't breathe?:: | kinda |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: | yep |
| What?:: | ladybugs, being shot, being alone, the dark |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | north |
| Do you have a life?:: | yea |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | no |
| A webcam?:: | no |
| A scanner?:: | yea |
| A printer?:: | yea |
| A cordless mouse?:: | no |
| Does your mouse light up?:: | yea |
| Are you scared of mice?:: | no |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | dell |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: | no |
| Verbally?:: | yea |
| Sexually?:: | no |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: | um, no |
| A cat?:: | eh, no |
| A dog?:: | yea |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: | yea |
| What kind is it?:: | an NV |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: | yea |
| Do your teachers like you?:: | yea i think so |
| Do your parents like you?:: | no they love me |
| Do your siblings like you?:: | yea i think so |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | what goes around comes around? yea, i doesn't harm me! |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | no but a cord |
| Do you enjoy school?:: | yea with all my friends |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | under |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: | yea |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | no only in a pool |
| Are you a packrat?:: | um , no |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | hotmail |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | yeno |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: | sometimes |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | no |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: | yea |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | no not this year |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | nope |
| Do you label other people?:: | sometimes |
| Are you proud?:: | of somethings yea |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | yea |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yea |
| Do you wet the bed?:: | nope not since i was 6 |
| What age did you stop?:: | 6 |
| Do you lie a lot?:: | i think so |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | every night |
| Brush your hair?:: | prob 4 times a day |
| Do you use deoderant?:: | yea |
| Do you masturbate?:: | hell no |
| How often?:: | never |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: | nope |
| A druggie?:: | nope |
| Do you drink illegally?:: | nope |
| Do you wear underwear?:: | yea |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | everyday |
| Are you a coward?:: | a little |
| A loser?:: | no |
| An idiot?:: | a blonde, not an idiot |
| Do you chatspeak?:: | what? |
| Are you a bad friend?:: | no i don't think so |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: | no |
| Unreliable?:: | sometimes |
| Do you pick your nose?:: | no |
| Are you imperfect?:: | everyone is |
| Ugly?:: | i don't think so |
| Do you have bad hair?:: | no |
| A big nose?:: | it is average |
| Are you shallow?:: | no |
| Greedy?:: | sometimes |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | no |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | i can be crazy, and ake anyone who is sad laugh |
| Do you burp often?:: | no not really |
| Are you impolite?:: | absolutly not |
| Disrespectful?:: | no |
| Sadistic?:: | what? |
| Are you a pansy?:: | no |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | no? |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | hell no |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: | no |
| Acne?:: | no |
| Mental illnesses?:: | no only a little crazy |
| Are you fake?:: | no only real |
| Does your breath smell?:: | i don't know, hopefully a good smell |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: | no, i am lucky |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: | braces made them good |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | no and never |
| Are you overweight?:: | average |
| Anorexic?:: | never |
| Bulimic?:: | never |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | in ears are inappropriate |
| A tattoo?:: | nope |
| Are you a wannabe?:: | no |
| Do you get bad grades?:: | if bs are bad |
| What's your IQ level?:: | i have no idea |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: | yea |
| Are you slow?:: | sometimes |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: | yea |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: | i don't know |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | a small group |
| Do you give in easily?:: | no |
| Are you stubborn?:: | yea i guess |
| Are you annoying?:: | sometimes |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | sometimes |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: | huh? |
| Are you incestuous?:: | huh again? |
| Is your room messy?:: | no |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: | only really close friends because they do it to me too |
| Do you respect your body?:: | yea |
| Are you arrogant?:: | no |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: | no |
| Are you unique?:: | yea |
| Are your hands clammy?:: | no |
| Are you short?:: | no |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: | yea |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: | no |
| =>Beliefs<= |
| Do you believe in God?:: | many gods |
| Do you believe in magic?:: | yea |
| True love?:: | sometimes |
| Heaven?:: | no |
| Hell?:: | no |
| Satan?:: | yea |
| The Lord and Lady?:: | who? |
| The Goddess?:: | many |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | yea |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | if they are the greek gods |
| Are you an atheist?:: | no |
| Agnostic?:: | no |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: | yea |
| Dragons?:: | yea |
| Unicorns?:: | hehe, no i guess not |
| Gollums?:: | gollum from lord of the rings? |
| Santa?:: | no |
| The Easter Bunny?:: | no |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: | no |
| Pixies?:: | yea |
| Phoenixes?:: | yea |
| Elves?:: | yea |
| Dwarves?:: | yea |
| Mermaids?:: | yea |
| Karma?:: | yea, it likes me |
| Immortality?:: | i guess so |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | haven't heard of them yet |
| Mayan Gods?:: | kinda |
| Incan Gods?:: | kinda |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | yea |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | far away planets |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | scientifically yea |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | i have to travel though one to see |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: | yea |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: | yea |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: | yea |
| What happens to us after we die?:: | we go into another body |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: | mixed feelings |
| Super villains?:: | mixed feelings |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: | yea |
| That everything has a purpose?:: | yea |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | no |
| Sex?:: | no |
| Love?:: | kinda |
| Success?:: | kinda |
| Making yourself happy?:: | kinda |
| Making others happy?:: | yea for other people not me |
| Religion?:: | some people |
| Politics?:: | a lot of people |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: | yea |
| Angels?:: | yea |
| Demons?:: | yea |
| Ghosts?:: | yea ooh scary |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | yea i guess so |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | kinda |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | selfessness? yea kinda |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | no |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | yea |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | yes |
| =>The Basics<= |
| Name:: | Alexis Counsell |
| Age:: | 15 |
| Gender:: | female |
| Happy with it?:: | with what? |
| Eye color:: | blue |
| Happy with it?:: | yea |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | lighter blue |
| Hair color:: | red blonde |
| Happy with it?:: | yea |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | red |
| Hair length:: | long |
| Hair style:: | messy straight |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | no |
| What color?:: | i haven't dyed it |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | nope |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | nope |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: | my legs and arms |
| What's your body type?:: | average |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | long and slender |
| Thin or full lips?:: | middle |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | in between |
| Have you ever had lice?:: | yea |
| How old were you?:: | 5 grade |
| Nicknames:: | Alex, Allie, |
| Happy with them?:: | yea except allie |
| Aliases:: | none |
| What made you choose them?:: | |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | Alex |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | Alex |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | no |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: | english |
| Middle name?:: | Elisabeth - english |
| Last name?:: | Counsell - english |
| Place of birth:: | retland vermont |
| Date of birth:: | 4/6/92 |
| Nationality:: | american |
| Were you named after anyone?:: | yea |
| Who?:: | Alex trebek |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: | none |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: | nope |
| How about your grandparents?:: | i don't think so |
| Your great grandparents?:: | yea probably |
| Farther back into your family?:: | probably |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: | i haven't got a clue |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: | america?? |
| Skin color:: | creamy white |
| What's your facial structure like?:: | oval |
| Height:: | 5' 9" |
| Happy with it?:: | yea |
| Weight:: | 150 |
| Happy with it?:: | no |
| How old are your parents?:: | mom 46 dad 50 |
| What's your father's name?:: | Merrick |
| Your mother's?:: | Rebecca |
| Do you have any siblings?:: | 1 brother |
| How old are they?:: | 18 (scary) |
| What are their names?:: | Travis |
| Do you get along with your family?:: | yea |
| Do you wish they were different?:: | no |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | no |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | kinda |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | no |
| If so, why?:: | |
| Who do you get along with most?:: | my dad |
| =>Favorites<= |
| Color:: | green |
| Month:: | june |
| Year:: | 2007 |
| Decade:: | 70s |
| Century:: | 21st |
| Millenium:: | idk |
| Animal:: | giraffe |
| Movie:: | lord of the rings |
| Book:: | salty peice of land |
| River:: | mississippi - just the spelling |
| Lake:: | champlain |
| Ocean:: | caribbean |
| Country:: | usa |
| City:: | stutgart |
| State:: | Vermont |
| Province:: | |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | bookstore |
| Person:: | ME, hehe, um, annakte my friend |
| Relative:: | barby and jackson my cousins |
| Pet:: | echo my dog or furgus my cat |
| Actor:: | Orlando bloom or josh halloway |
| Actress:: | evangelline lilly, or keira knightly |
| Celebrity:: | umm my fav actor/actresses |
| Musician:: | pete wentz |
| Singer:: | patrick stump |
| Band:: | fall out boy |
| Movie genre:: | fantasy or action or comedy together |
| Book genre:: | mystery or fantasy |
| Play genre:: | i don't know |
| Play:: | um, lion king |
| Musical:: | high school musical!!! not |
| Poem:: | my poem called eyes |
| Writer:: | ummm... |
| Song:: | speeding cars, by imogen heap |
| Sport:: | baseball or vollyball to watch |
| Drink:: | lemonade |
| Food:: | ice cream |
| Brand of cereal:: | life |
| Candy bar:: | hersheys |
| Disney princess:: | jasmine |
| Disney prince:: | aladdin |
| Disney villain:: | cruella deville |
| Disney character:: | pluto |
| CD:: | infinity on high |
| Director:: | i don't know |
| Videogame:: | guitar hero 2 |
| Computer game:: | bubble shooter |
| Game:: | lots |
| Board game:: | candy land |
| Word game:: | lingo |
| Clothing style:: | casual |
| Truth or dare question:: | depends on the person guy - dare you to strip to your boxers and walk around |
| Fairy tale:: | pinochhio |
| Lullaby:: | rock a by baby |
| Holiday:: | independence day |
| Mythological creature:: | elf |
| Miscellaneous item:: | bed |
| Storybook character:: | tully mars |
| Movie character:: | legolas |
| Play character:: | idk |
| Musical character:: | idk |
| College:: | elon universary |
| Football team:: | idk |
| Soccer team:: | idk |
| Tennis player:: | roddeck |
| Hockey team:: | idk |
| Basketball team:: | idk |
| Baseball team:: | red sox |
| Swimmer:: | me |
| Track star:: | idk |
| Vegetable:: | brocolli |
| Fruit:: | banana |
| Toothpaste brand:: | crest |
| Type of computer:: | dell |
| Medication:: | aleve! hehe |
| Poison:: | acid? |
| Type of sword:: | long sharp one |
| Type of gun:: | hand gun |
| Planet:: | pluto |
| Space feature:: | shuttle |
| Breed of cat:: | black cat |
| Dog:: | dalmatian |
| Spider:: | daddy long legs |
| Fish:: | african ciclet |
| Penguin:: | emperer |
| Species of crustacean:: | crab |
| Arachnid:: | spider |
| Insect:: | june bug |
| Pair of socks:: | green ones |
| Scooby-Doo character:: | shaggy |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: | gary |
| Quote:: | everyone is a winner unless you are a loser |
| Adage:: | |
| President:: | barrack obama |
| Astrological sign:: | aries |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | Monkey |
| Number:: | 8 |
| Short story:: | idk |
| Word:: | arugula |
| Definition:: | a leafy like lettuce |
| Time period:: | 70s |
| Dictionary brand:: | webster |
| Series of books:: | HARRY POTTER |
| Publishing company:: | |
| Illustrator:: | jill deibold |
| Artist:: | |
| Childhood story:: | robin hood |
| Childhood memory:: | cheesecake out window |
| Facial expression:: | laughing |
| Serial killer:: | the guy in england who killed alot of people |
| Medieval torture device:: | gullitone |
| Instrument:: | bass |
| Brand of chocolate:: | herseys |
| Candy:: | mike and ike |
| Brand of candy:: | |
| Time of day:: | night |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: | |
| Letter:: | f for fucke |
| Inside joke:: | to much |
| Joke:: | welll look whos hooked on phonics! |
| Scent:: | spring rain |
| Onomotapoeia:: | |
| Alliteration:: | |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= |
| Hair color:: | brown |
| Hair length:: | medium |
| Hair style:: | straight |
| Eye color:: | green |
| Skin color:: | white |
| Any makeup?:: | idc eye liner |
| Clothing style:: | comfy |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | outgoing |
| Happy or depressed?:: | happy |
| Funny or serious?:: | funny |
| Abusive or kind?:: | kind |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | respectful |
| Completely describe their personality:: | i havne't met them yet |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Ideal height:: | |
| Ideal weight:: | |
| Body type:: | average |
| Completely describe their appearances:: | |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Cup size or condom size:: | large? |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | ummmmm |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | non |
| Artistic or athletic?:: | artistic |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | intell |
| Complex or simple?:: | complex |
| What would their hobbies be?:: | idk |
| Interests?:: | idk |
| Obsessions:: | idk |
| Would they hug you often?:: | yes |
| Kiss you often?:: | |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | |
| Or as close as someone can get?:: | |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | |
| Are you in love?:: | |
| What will you do together?:: | |
| Your ideal date:: | |
| Your ideal wedding:: | |
| How many kids?:: | |
| What will their names be?:: | |
| What do you think they would look like?:: | |
| Will you even have kids?:: | |
| If not, why?:: | |
| Will you even get married?:: | |
| If no, why?:: | |
| Are you taken or single?:: | |
| =>Dislikes<= |
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| Battle of the Civil War:: | |
| War:: | |
| Battle of WWII:: | |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | |
| Genius:: | |
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| Mental illness:: | |
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| Serial killer:: | |
| Poison:: | |
| Type of sword:: | |
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| Scent:: | |
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| =>What do you think Of...<= |
| Ugly people?:: | |
| Pretty people?:: | |
| Bald people?:: | |
| Scrawny African children?:: | |
| Religion?:: | |
| Politics?:: | |
| Abortion?:: | |
| Church?:: | |
| Separation of church and state?:: | |
| Blondes?:: | |
| Brunettes?:: | |
| Redheads?:: | |
| Mainstream rock?:: | |
| Abercrombie?:: | |
| Pop music?:: | |
| Classic rock?:: | |
| Roleplaying?:: | |
| Emo music?:: | |
| Ignorance?:: | |
| Stupidity?:: | |
| Mental retardation?:: | |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | |
| Friends?:: | |
| Disrespect?:: | |
| Immaturity?:: | |
| Republicans?:: | |
| Democrats?:: | |
| George W. Bush?:: | |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | |
| My mom?:: | |
| Me?:: | |
| This survey?:: | |
| Dry walls?:: | |
| Painted walls?:: | |
| Drugs?:: | |
| Alcohol?:: | |
| Prostitution?:: | |
| Premarital sex?:: | |
| Teenage sex?:: | |
| People?:: | |
| Your classmates?:: | |
| Your co-workers?:: | |
| Your school?:: | |
| Your family?:: | |
| My family?:: | |
| Your mental health?:: | |
| My mental health?:: | |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | |
| Your life?:: | |
| My life?:: | |
| The color green?:: | |
| Pickles?:: | |
| Food?:: | |
| Electricity?:: | |
| Niagra falls?:: | |
| Cataracts?:: | |
| Bridges?:: | |
| Braces?:: | |
| Dictionairies?:: | |
| Television?:: | |
| Fairy tales?:: | |
| Hollywood?:: | |
| MTV?:: | |
| =>Currently...<= |
| What are you feeling?:: | |
| Smelling?:: | |
| Seeing?:: | |
| Hearing?:: | |
| Doing?:: | |
| Who are you talking to online?:: | |
| On the phone?:: | |
| What room of the house are you in?:: | |
| Are you cold?:: | |
| Bored?:: | |
| Warm?:: | |
| Hot?:: | |
| Do you look nice?:: | |
| What are you wearing?:: | |
| Are you eating anything?:: | |
| Drinking anything?:: | |
| What's your heart rate?:: | |
| BMI?:: | |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | |
| What are you wishing for?:: | |
| What are you worried about?:: | |
| Sad about?:: | |
| Happy about?:: | |
| Angry about?:: | |
| Serious about?:: | |
| Laughing about?:: | |
| Talking about?:: | |
| Typing about?:: | |
| =>Friends<= |
| Who are your friends?:: | |
| Your best friends?:: | |
| Who do you hang out with most?:: | |
| Who do you treat the best?:: | |
| Who treats you the best?:: | |
| Do you even have friends?:: | |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | |
| Who's the funny one?:: | |
| The smart one?:: | |
| The depressed one?:: | |
| The punk?:: | |
| The goth?:: | |
| The prep?:: | |
| The jock?:: | |
| The outcast?:: | |
| The stupid one?:: | |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | |
| The annoying one?:: | |
| The hyper one?:: | |
| The oblivious one?:: | |
| The romantic?:: | |
| The pervert?:: | |
| The content one?:: | |
| The liar?:: | |
| The cheapskate?:: | |
| The ominous one?:: | |
| The disrespectful one?:: | |
| The abusive one?:: | |
| The hot one?:: | |
| The ugly one?:: | |
| The one that hates you?:: | |
| The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | |
| The back-up one?:: | |
| The fighter?:: | |
| The lover?:: | |
| The hippie?:: | |
| The druggie?:: | |
| The alcoholic?:: | |
| The one that's recovering?:: | |
| The one that's in jail?:: | |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | |
| The one that's going to be executed?:: | |
| The most likely to be murdered?:: | |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | |
| The most likely to stay there forever?:: | |
| The normal one?:: | |
| The conformist?:: | |
| The nonconformist?:: | |
| The masochistic one?:: | |
| The sadistic one?:: | |
| The weird one?:: | |
| The musical one?:: | |
| The artistic one?:: | |
| The perfect one?:: | |
| The literary genius?:: | |
| The fugitive?:: | |
| The juvenille delinquint?:: | |
| The Jewish one?:: | |
| The Christian one?:: | |
| The Buddhist one?:: | |
| The Muslim one?:: | |
| The Hindu one?:: | |
| The Catholic one?:: | |
| The Wiccan one?:: | |
| The atheist?:: | |
| The agnostic?:: | |
| The cutter?:: | |
| The anorexic one?:: | |
| The bulimic one?:: | |
| The skinny one?:: | |
| The thin one?:: | |
| The fat one?:: | |
| The obese one?:: | |
| The Satanic one?:: | |
| =>Have you Ever...<= |
| Gone on a cruise?:: | |
| Beaten someone up?:: | |
| Been beaten up?:: | |
| Bullied someone?:: | |
| Been bullied?:: | |
| Attempted suicide?:: | |
| Attempted murder?:: | |
| Nearly died?:: | |
| Broken the law?:: | |
| Stolen something?:: | |
| Had an abortion?:: | |
| Known the president?:: | |
| Had an affair with the president?:: | |
| Met a famous person?:: | |
| Masturbated?:: | |
| Gotten drunk?:: | |
| Gotten high?:: | |
| Had masochistic sex?:: | |
| Had an affair?:: | |
| Been out of the country?:: | |
| Out of state?:: | |
| Out of your town?:: | |
| Written a poem?:: | |
| A story?:: | |
| A novel?:: | |
| A song?:: | |
| Gotten published?:: | |
| Written a love poem?:: | |
| Story?:: | |
| Novel?:: | |
| Song?:: | |
| Said that you hated the world?:: | |
| Finished school?:: | |
| Flunked a grade?:: | |
| Flunked a test?:: | |
| Flunked a subject?:: | |
| Read a book for enjoyment?:: | |
| Bungee jumped?:: | |
| Skydived?:: | |
| Danced?:: | |
| Been to a dance?:: | |
| Suba dived?:: | |
| Broken a bone?:: | |
| Gotten a nose bleed?:: | |
| Had an orgasm?:: | |
| Suffered from psychosis?:: | |
| Wished you could get away with something?:: | |
| Thought of killing someone?:: | |
| Thought of killing yourself?:: | |
| Saved someone's life?:: | |
| Saved your own?:: | |
| Gone to the beach?:: | |
| Gone fishing?:: | |
| Gone to an island?:: | |
| Died in a dream?:: | |
| Had a dream that came true?:: | |
| Kissed someone in the rain?:: | |
| Gotten pregnant?:: | |
| Eaten calamari?:: | |
| Lobster?:: | |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | |
| Helped a stranger?:: | |
| Kissed a stranger?:: | |
| Hugged a stranger?:: | |
| Had sex with a stranger?:: | |
| =>Can You...<= |
| Kiss your elbow?:: | |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | |
| Touch your toes?:: | |
| Give away money?:: | |
| Marry a family member?:: | |
| Hire an assassin?:: | |
| Get ahold of drugs?:: | |
| Alcohol?:: | |
| Stay up all night?:: | |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | |
| Finish this survey?:: | |
| Swim?:: | |
| Draw well?:: | |
| Sing well?:: | |
| Write well?:: | |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | |
| Without milk?:: | |
| Predict the future?:: | |
| =>Would you Ever...<= |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | |
| A lover?:: | |
| Give your life for a friend?:: | |
| A lover?:: | |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | |
| Sell yourself?:: | |
| Have cyber sex?:: | |
| Real sex?:: | |
| With who?:: | |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: | |
| Lie to a friend?:: | |
| Lie to your parents?:: | |
| Lie to a lover?:: | |
| Steal from your parents?:: | |
| Hug them in public?:: | |
| Blow up your house?:: | |
| Abuse someone?:: | |
| Use someone?:: | |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | |
| =>Would you ever Be...<= |
| A fireman?:: | |
| Policeman?:: | |
| Serial killer?:: | |
| Doctor?:: | |
| Surgeon?:: | |
| Prostitute?:: | |
| Playboy model?:: | |
| Writer?:: | |
| Artist?:: | |
| Musician?:: | |
| Assassin?:: | |
| Ninja?:: | |
| Soldier?:: | |
| President?:: | |
| Darth Vader?:: | |
| Pilot?:: | |
| Mortician?:: | |
| Forensic scientist?:: | |
| Detective?:: | |
| Lawyer?:: | |
| Drug-dealer?:: | |
| Pirate?:: | |
| Box-carrier?:: | |
| Store clerk?:: | |
| Banker?:: | |
| Criminal?:: | |
| Target?:: | |
| Professional wrestler?:: | |
| Tennis player?:: | |
| Rapper?:: | |
| Country singer?:: | |
| Pop star?:: | |
| Actor?:: | |
| Plastic surgeon?:: | |
| =>Why...<= |
| Is the sky blue?:: | |
| Is the world round?:: | |
| Is the world unfair?:: | |
| Are most people selfish?:: | |
| Impolite?:: | |
| Disrespectful?:: | |
| Conforming?:: | |
| Are there religions?:: | |
| Theories?:: | |
| Opinions?:: | |
| Are humans so intelligent?:: | |
| Do we need air?:: | |
| Do we age?:: | |
| Do we die?:: | |
| Can't pigs fly?:: | |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | |
| Swiss?:: | |
| American?:: | |
| Are you taking this?:: | |
| =>When was the last Time...<= |
| You brushed your teeth?:: | |
| Took a shower?:: | |
| Ate?:: | |
| Drank?:: | |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | |
| Took a pill?:: | |
| Smoked?:: | |
| You got your photograph taken?:: | |
| You got caught doing something bad?:: | |
| Had sex?:: | |
| Dyed your hair?:: | |
| Hurt someone physically?:: | |
| Hurt someone emotionally?:: | |
| Did your homework?:: | |
| Hung out with your friends?:: | |
| Got drunk?:: | |
| Got high?:: | |
| Said: | |
| Said: | |
| Took a survey?:: | |
| Won a contest?:: | |
| Went out on a date?:: | |
| Had a strong sexual drive?:: | |
| =>Word Association<= |
| Bed.: | |
| Curtains.: | |
| Lights.: | |
| Music.: | |
| Candles.: | |
| Closet.: | |
| Door.: | |
| Window.: | |
| Onomotapoeia.: | |
| Dog.: | |
| Cat.: | |
| Egypt.: | |
| Corey.: | |
| Mirror.: | |
| Case.: | |
| Cage.: | |
| Cave.: | |
| Nutella.: | |
| Bird.: | |
| Bear.: | |
| Death.: | |
| Life.: | |
| White.: | |
| Black.: | |
| Personality.: | |
| Pickle.: | |
| Dilemna.: | |
| Love.: | |
| Liberal.: | |
| Conservative.: | |
| Ball.: | |
| Moderate.: | |
| Inept.: | |
| THE END. Congratulations. |
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