Mildly, Morbidly Cute

Self Overview:
I wake myself up when I snore, write too much poetry, scratch when I itch (public or not), pull out my thong when I confuse it for a wedgie, hate going without a shower for even a day, and am easily transfixed by the curves of a beautiful woman, though prefer to spend my time with men

Goals:
Find something fun to do in hell; get a job with insurance; get my poetry published or stolen because it's so freakin' sweet; make someone fall madly, passionately in love with me; save someone's life (literally or metaphorically); take care of someone in need; shake hands with a deity; kiss Death; and high-five the devil

Wants:
Passion, tyranny, pleasure, quiet time, delicious food, scrumptious moments, intelligent conversation, witty banter, white mocha with irish cream, lots of vodka, bonfires with dancing, fire walking, dancing in the rain, an act of desperation, to be worth it

Accomplishments:
Graduated in Dec '05 (w00t); published in college mag; state-wide journalism award for column; getting out of a relationship that shouldn't have gone as far as it did; letting go

Favorites:
Laurell K. Hamilton, Christopher Moore, Quentin Tarantino, Richard Kelly, Jet Li, Christopher Walken, Perfect Circle, Tool, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Kittie, Huey Lewis and the News, B.B. King