A Pirate Story

Created by andy and read 1227 times.

Introduction Yahrr! This harr be a pirite story farr duh ages, matey. Ahoy thar. So on and so forth in fake Piratenese.

Chapter 1

Our ship was headed due north towards unchartered waters. We didn't know where we were headed, where we had been, or what we might encounter. That's when the excitement broke out, somewhere that we don't know about.

"Yahhrr!", yelled Captain Plank.

"Yahr", was the reply heard from Deckhand Rudy.

[Please read the rest in fake Piratenese. It hurts my brain, but I'll splash some in here and there]

Captain Plank was quite excited, "Tharr be land lookin forth foward ovarr tharr!"

Our mighty pirate ship (a whopping 6 feet in length) rocked back and forth in the swelling seas as we were pushed towards shore. Our sails full of a roaring wind. Suddenly, out of nowhere, another ship appears! An all out pirate war was about to go down. Cannons were blasting with deafening thumps of gun powder explosions. The clash of swords and grunts of men were to be heard all around as the invading pirates came aboard our mighty vessel.

Things were not going well, our boys were dying left and right. The ship was probably about to sink soon, we never can tell! Clearly there must be some valuable treasure on the shores ahead or they would not be guarded so heavily.


You're determined to find out what's on that shore ahead and are just about to jump overboard and swim for it when your mom calls up from downstairs.

"Honey, it's time to go to bed!"

You suddenly realize you're a six year old, pretending your bed is a mighty pirate ship, and your cat Rudy is on your lap.

Oh well, guess it's time to go to bed. Good night. Yahrrr.


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Sep 13, 2011 12:10pm


hehe I love it!

Apr 26, 2011 12:22am


Hahaha this is awesome, Andy. xD

Feb 13, 2011 4:09am


I'm afraid I don't have any ideas on what you should write about, but I thought this story was very cute!

Feb 11, 2011 12:34pm


Thanks! I'm not sure, what should I write about?

Feb 11, 2011 11:34am


awesome story! when are you going to write your next one?!

Feb 11, 2011 11:33am

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