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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 12:47 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
This was fun!
Day at the Beach
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Today I went to the beach with Michelle. At first I didn't like being there because it was too windy. However, then I took off my scarf and flailed my hair around. I felt great!

After lazing around for a while she and I decided to play volleyball. This is when we met Eric. He was so super. I felt like puking! He said to me, "I like big butts & I cannot lie." and I calmed right down. Michelle told me how lucky I am that he said that to me.

We all decided to go to Subway. I ordered a 5 dollar footlong. It was pretty gross but when Eric spilled mayo all over his pants my Fanta flew out my nose. I was so embarassed.

All in all, it was an okay day at the beach.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 12:56 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
Because they're new, dork.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 01:01 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
Hahaha.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 01:17 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
Haha, that made me giggle...
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 01:21 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
These are funnnn.
What is a dinosaur?
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Today, we are going to study the lifestyle of huge and happy animals. The word "dinosaur" comes from the Greek words deinos, meaning pie and saurus, meaning fingernail. No one has ever seen a/an soggy dinosaur. We know about them because socks called paleontologists found their needles preserved in rocks. Dinosaurs were almost evenly divided between carnivores,who are bananas, and herbivores, who only ate people. At one time, there were over 3.14 different types of these sharp beasts roaming the face of the ball. They ranged in size from those as large as a Tyrannosaurus kimber to those as small as a alarm clock. Today a dinosaur would be as impossible to find as a bed in a haystack.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 01:21 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
haha yeah i figured that out, gimme a break i've been away !
just made one tooooooooooo :)
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 01:54 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
What a Trip
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Yesterday, I had a flight from Croatia to France. I've travelled by plane about 9 times before, so I was pretty enraged about this time. When I got to the airport, the check-in line took 44 minutes, which was good since the guy behind me kept staring at my toenail and complimenting my left arm.
Finally on the plane and thinking I was free of him, I learned I was wrong. He was sitting right next to me. And on the other side, was the most furry woman I'd ever seen. Not to mention, she was traveling with a cat in her lap. Just my luck for a 233 hour flight!
I'll spare you the details about the creeper man falling asleep on my shoulder for 90 percent of the flight and talking in his sleep, saying "oh my God" over and over, and grabbing my eye, and the woman talking non-stop in Latin about war.
We finally landed safely, I stepped out of the taxi at my 1-star hotel, and breathed a breath of fresh air. Just then, I heard a loud howdy, turned around, and saw the creeper man in his speedo.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 08:40 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
What a Trip
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Yesterday, I had a flight from Finland. to Iceland.. I've travelled by plane about 62. times before, so I was pretty Happy. about this time. When I got to the airport, the check-in line took 83. minutes, which was good since the guy behind me kept staring at my Elbow. and complimenting my Face..
Finally on the plane and thinking I was free of him, I learned I was wrong. He was sitting right next to me. And on the other side, was the most Geeky. woman I'd ever seen. Not to mention, she was traveling with a Cat. in her lap. Just my luck for a 82. hour flight!
I'll spare you the details about the creeper man falling asleep on my shoulder for 90 percent of the flight and talking in his sleep, saying "'Cool beans'" over and over, and grabbing my Eyeball., and the woman talking non-stop in Spanish. about Abortion..
We finally landed safely, I stepped out of the taxi at my 5.-star hotel, and breathed a breath of fresh air. Just then, I heard a loud 'Salut!', turned around, and saw the creeper man in his speedo.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 10:39 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
What a Trip
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Yesterday, I had a flight from Turkey to Iran. I've travelled by plane about 8 times before, so I was pretty sad about this time. When I got to the airport, the check-in line took 6 minutes, which was good since the guy behind me kept staring at my arm and complimenting my leg.
Finally on the plane and thinking I was free of him, I learned I was wrong. He was sitting right next to me. And on the other side, was the most blue woman I'd ever seen. Not to mention, she was traveling with a raccoon in her lap. Just my luck for a 5 hour flight!
I'll spare you the details about the creeper man falling asleep on my shoulder for 90 percent of the flight and talking in his sleep, saying ""What's up?"" over and over, and grabbing my finger, and the woman talking non-stop in French about healthcare.
We finally landed safely, I stepped out of the taxi at my 4-star hotel, and breathed a breath of fresh air. Just then, I heard a loud "Hey!", turned around, and saw the creeper man in his speedo.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 10:58 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
What a Trip
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Yesterday, I had a flight from South Africa to Ireland. I've travelled by plane about 14 times before, so I was pretty angry about this time. When I got to the airport, the check-in line took 46 minutes, which was good since the guy behind me kept staring at my finger and complimenting my eyeball.
Finally on the plane and thinking I was free of him, I learned I was wrong. He was sitting right next to me. And on the other side, was the most foamy woman I'd ever seen. Not to mention, she was traveling with a lobster in her lap. Just my luck for a 269 hour flight!
I'll spare you the details about the creeper man falling asleep on my shoulder for 90 percent of the flight and talking in his sleep, saying "OMG" over and over, and grabbing my heel, and the woman talking non-stop in French about stem cell research.
We finally landed safely, I stepped out of the taxi at my 4-star hotel, and breathed a breath of fresh air. Just then, I heard a loud "Hola, como estas?", turned around, and saw the creeper man in his speedo.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 11:06 AM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
A Family Car Trip
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Kid: I'm starved, Mom. My nose is growling.

Mom: I think you've had enough television food today. You ate enough to choke a pair of glasses.

Kid: But I'm growing notebook. Dad, can we stop and get a hamburger with paper cuts and electrical outlets?

Dad: You just had a/an crazy breakfast!

Kid: No, I didn't. All I had was a couple of scrambled dances and a glass of saliva.

Mom: How about those five pieces of buttered guitar, plus that stack of doorknobs?

Kid: WTF!?! I have to go to the noise room. Can we stop? I have to go real fluffy!

Dad: Okay. It'll give me a chance to stretch my hotels.

Mom: Stop at that diner. I can use a cup of strong body builder sweat.

Kid: As long as we're stopping, can I have a grilled platypus and some tiny fries? That will hold me until lunch.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 12:07 PM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
Wedding Day!
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Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Jon. He proposed by extremely telling me he kicked me and presented me with a blue ring decorated with eight snowcones. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in basement where we will eat hot dogs and soda. The dress is round and short and the bouquet is a silver door. Samantha murdered the bouquet into the air and it sang Heidi. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to amusement park. All in all, my wedding was a very fancy day.
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 01:24 PM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
I made a new oneee.

http://www.bzoink.com/B11/My_July_4th.html
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 02:46 PM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
A Very Strange Day, Indeed.
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As I walked down the street, I saw a astrounat carrying a llama. He heaved at me, and I licked him with a spoon. Seeing that that took care of himr, I monumental began walked and forgot about him until I saw a student wearing a sock. I wondered if I was skinny. I tried to focus on the fact that I was just going to my backyard, and then this walk would be over. But I couldn't avoid the teacher. that galloped out of nowhere! "What is with you tarts today?" I yelled. Just then, a kid wearing two skirts. stepped in front of me, and said, "Didn't you know it was easter.?" Staring often. at him, I decided he was long, and so was the rest of saturn. What did I expect?
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 02:47 PM         Subject: RE: I need you guys!
Wooohoo!

I like these Andy (:
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