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How do you spell your name? How do most people spell your name? What is your name? Are you you? Ha, now you're confused. Whatchya going to say to that? Do you know how to blink? Breathe? Are you the muffin man? You wish you were the muffin man, don't you? Were you born on this planet? Were you ever one year old? Do you have facial expression? How do you feel about that? Currents:
THE STUPID FART BUTTON DIDN'T WORK! How do you feel? Hair? State of mind? State of being? What are you wearing? ...are you wearing anything? D'you have a banana on your head? Didn't think so... Food in yo' mind Postition ...it wasn't upside down, was it? Are you currently taking this survey? Mood Color brain capacity Wants Dreams David DAVID
Who is David? What is David? When is David? Where is David? Why is David? How is David? David! Where are your pants? Random
Republican or Democrat or Greene or other? Pro- or Anti- Bush? Are you an ecuadorian? Are you a meatball? Are you both? What do you think of this survey? Are you human? Can you do a backflip? Are you wanted in more than seventeen states? Fifty-three? Do you type properly? How old are you? Can you fly? If you had any super power, what would it be? Do you find questions regarding bathrooms odd? Too bad. What do you think of the giant mints in the bowls in the bathrooms? What if you didn't have a bathroom, but you had a need for one? Shucks. If you could be any color, what would be? Why? If you were to be writing this survey, what would the next question be? How would you conquer the world, given the oppertunity? Weapon of choice? And what's your opinion of Switzerland? The capital is Bern, you know. Do you find these questions random? Quick! You meet Bush when you are golfing. What do you do? What if I told you you had a five iron and a bazooka? What if I told you that, when you met him golfing, he was dead? Ha, now you're really confused. Right? Do you golf? Do you use a five-iron? Do you use a bazooka? Ever shot a golf ball from a bazooka? Ever gotten a hole in one when shooting the golf ball from the bazooka? This is the 79th question, you know. Hippie crap
Ever hugged a tree? Ever held a protest? Ever BEEN a tree? Ever done drugs? Ever been on a high and a low at the same time? Nice. Done Alcohol? Potatoes? Mrs. Wing? Believe me, you don't want to do Mrs. Wing. Ever worn tie- die? Ever said, "Totally, man." Ever had an afro? Been called a hippie? Hippo? Ever saved the whales? This is really freaky. If you are faint of heart, or easily scared, Do no click here. HERE. Did you click on the text? If you did, you're stupid. Whatchya gonna do about that? Fine. I'll eat your soul. The LAST SECTION`
Are you sad that this survey is coming to an end? What did you think of this survey? There was once a seagull named Alphie. Alphie lost his wings. Will you send this survey to ten people to help Alphie find his wings? Cummon man, have a heart! Have you ever been shot? Are you dead? Ha, this is the real last section. Tricked you, eh?
Are you living in a parralel universe? Ever used a crystal ball? Did the farmer REALLY have a dog named Bingo? And was Bingo really his name-o? I see. What time is it? Liar. I can see right through you... arg. Who did you last talk to? What about? Did you just save a bunch of money on car insurance? Are you interested in a three hundred pound duck named Derf? That's Fred backward, you know. Shucks, this is the end!!
