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Author: distortedcognition
Created: December 3, 2005
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OVER 900 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!)

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=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?:
Pie or 3.14159...?:
Chocolate or vanilla?:
Black or white?:
Ceiling or floor?:
Couch or bed?:
Cough or sneeze?:
On or off?:
Closed or open?:
Brush or comb?:
Long or short?:
Big or small?:
Wet or dry?:
Under or over?:
Top or bottom?:
Fly or fall?:
Smile or frown?:
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:
Hot or cold?:
Warm or cool?:
Rough or smooth?:
Cat or dog?:
Snake or bird?:
Shark or T-Rex?:
Past or present?:
Science fiction or fantasy?:
Dull or sharp?:
Live forever or die young?:
Books or television?:
Jump or skip?:
Fast or slow?:
Run or walk?:
Guy or girl?:
Disney or Warner Brothers?:
Belle or Jasmine?:
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:
Food or friends?:
Colors or black and white?:
Cute or pretty?:
Good or evil?:
Fruits or vegetables?:
Milk or juice?:
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:
Beer or wine?:
Movies or cartoons?:
Pillow or blanket?:
Moon or stars?:
Sky or sea?:
Explode or implode?:
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:
Your foot?:
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:
Do you chew on your homework?:
Pencils?:
Do you read the dictionary?:
Encyclopedia?:
Atlas?:
Road map?:
Do you memorize random facts?:
Do you stalk anyone?:
Does anyone stalk you?:
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:
Do you dust your lawn?:
Do you collect dust?:
Lint?:
Baby teeth?:
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:
Do you use lotion on your feet?:
Do you have problems with Canadians?:
Mexicans?:
Americans?:
The French?:
The English?:
Have you ever played a kazoo?:
Have you ever shot someone?:
Something?:
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:
Jeans?:
What ring size are you?:
Belt size?:
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:
Do you eat a lot?:
Do you get excited over cameras?:
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:
Poison?:
Knives?:
Cheese?:
Penguins?:
Bald people?:
Scrawny African children?:
Midgets?:
Pirates?:
Corny jokes?:
Are you a virgin?:
Are you a hermaphrodite?:
Do you tie string to your teeth?:
Do you bite yourself?:
Cut yourself?:
Do you get cold sores often?:
Do you have a cold right now?:
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:
Do you have a twitching problem?:
Are you homicidal?:
What do you do on the computer?:
Anything your parents should know about?:
Are you happy with your life?:
Is everybody else happy with your life?:
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:
How big is the universe?:
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:
What do you dream about?:
Anything your parents should know about?:
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:
Do you have AIM?:
MSN?:
YIM?:
A Neopets account?:
A Vampirefreaks account?:
A Quizilla account?:
A Bzoink account?:
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:
Are you scared of anything at all?:
What?:
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:
Do you have a life?:
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:
A webcam?:
A scanner?:
A printer?:
A cordless mouse?:
Does your mouse light up?:
Are you scared of mice?:
What kind of computer do you have?:
Were you ever physically abused?:
Verbally?:
Sexually?:
Do you wish you were a fish?:
A cat?:
A dog?:
Do you have a cell phone?:
What kind is it?:
Do you weasel out of things?:
Do your teachers like you?:
Do your parents like you?:
Do your siblings like you?:
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:
Did you have a tail when you were born?:
Do you enjoy school?:
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:
Do you sleep in a bed?:
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:
Are you a packrat?:
Do you know HTML or CSS?:
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:
Do you shy away from social situations?:
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:
Are you at least attracted to them?:
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:
Do you label other people?:
Are you proud?:
Do you like scrambled eggs?:
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?:
Do you wet the bed?:
What age did you stop?:
Do you lie a lot?:
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:
Brush your hair?:
Do you use deoderant?:
Are you an alcoholic?:
A druggie?:
Do you drink illegally?:
Do you wear underwear?:
Do you change your underwear frequently?:
Are you a coward?:
A loser?:
An idiot?:
Do you chatspeak?:
Are you a bad friend?:
Are you untrustworthy?:
Unreliable?:
Do you pick your nose?:
Are you imperfect?:
Ugly?:
Do you have bad hair?:
A big nose?:
Are you shallow?:
Greedy?:
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:
Do you have any /important/ talents?:
Do you burp often?:
Are you impolite?:
Disrespectful?:
Sadistic?:
Are you a pansy?:
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:
Do you have buck teeth?:
Acne?:
Mental illnesses?:
Are you fake?:
Does your breath smell?:
Do you have a strong body odor?:
Do you have bad teeth?:
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:
Are you overweight?:
Anorexic?:
Bulimic?:
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:
A tattoo?:
Are you a wannabe?:
Do you get bad grades?:
Are you a bad guesser?:
Are you slow?:
Are you bad at reading people?:
Are you too nice for your own good?:
Do you have a lot of friends?:
Do you give in easily?:
Are you stubborn?:
Are you annoying?:
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:
Are you a necrophilliac?:
Is your room messy?:
Do you make fun of other people?:
Do you respect your body?:
Are you arrogant?:
Do you have low self-esteem?:
Are you unique?:
Are your hands clammy?:
Are you short?:
Are you freakishly tall?:
Do you like Simple Plan?:
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?:
Do you believe in magic?:
True love?:
Heaven?:
Hell?:
Satan?:
The Lord and Lady?:
The Goddess?:
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:
Are you an atheist?:
Agnostic?:
Do you believe in fairies?:
Dragons?:
Unicorns?:
Gollums?:
Santa?:
The Easter Bunny?:
The Tooth Fairy?:
Pixies?:
Phoenixes?:
Elves?:
Dwarves?:
Mermaids?:
Karma?:
Immortality?:
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:
Mayan Gods?:
Incan Gods?:
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:
Do you believe in life on other planets?:
Do you believe in parallel universes?:
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:
Do you believe in Eternity?:
Do you believe in evolution?:
Do you believe in life after death?:
What happens to us after we die?:
Do you believe in superheroes?:
Super villains?:
Do you believe in Fate?:
That everything has a purpose?:
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:
Sex?:
Love?:
Success?:
Making yourself happy?:
Making others happy?:
Religion?:
Politics?:
Do you believe in miracles?:
Angels?:
Demons?:
Ghosts?:
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:
Do you believe that anything can happen?:
=>The Basics<=
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Happy with it?:
Eye color:
Happy with it?:
If not, what would you change it to?:
Hair color:
Happy with it?:
If not, what would you change it to?:
Hair length:
Hair style:
Have you ever dyed your hair?:
What color?:
Do you dye your hair frequently?:
Has it ever gotten damaged?:
Are you clean-shaven?:
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:
Thin or full lips?:
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:
Have you ever had lice?:
How old were you?:
Nicknames:
Happy with them?:
Aliases:
What made you choose them?:
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:
What heritage does your first name imply?:
Middle name?:
Last name?:
Place of birth:
Date of birth:
Nationality:
Were you named after anyone?:
Who?:
What side of the family does your name come from?:
Did your parents immigrate?:
How about your grandparents?:
Your great grandparents?:
Farther back into your family?:
Where did they emmigrate from?:
Where did they immigrate to?:
Skin color:
Height:
Happy with it?:
Weight:
Happy with it?:
How old are your parents?:
Do you have any siblings?:
How old are they?:
What are their names?:
Do you get along with your family?:
Do you wish they were different?:
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:
If so, why?:
Who do you get along with most?:
=>Favorites<=
Color:
Month:
Year:
Decade:
Century:
Millenium:
Animal:
Movie:
Book:
River:
Lake:
Ocean:
Country:
City:
State:
Province:
Place to go in your neighborhood:
Person:
Relative:
Pet:
Actor:
Actress:
Celebrity:
Musician:
Singer:
Band:
Movie genre:
Book genre:
Play genre:
Play:
Musical:
Poem:
Writer:
Song:
Sport:
Drink:
Food:
Brand of cereal:
Candy bar:
Disney princess:
Disney prince:
Disney villain:
Disney character:
CD:
Director:
Videogame:
Computer game:
Game:
Board game:
Word game:
Clothing style:
Truth or dare question:
Fairy tale:
Lullaby:
Holiday:
Mythological creature:
Miscellaneous item:
Storybook character:
Movie character:
Play character:
Musical character:
College:
Football team:
Soccer team:
Tennis player:
Hockey team:
Basketball team:
Baseball team:
Swimmer:
Track star:
Vegetable:
Fruit:
Toothpaste brand:
Type of computer:
Medication:
Poison:
Type of sword:
Type of gun:
Planet:
Space feature:
Breed of cat:
Dog:
Spider:
Fish:
Penguin:
Species of crustacean:
Arachnid:
Insect:
Pair of socks:
Scooby-Doo character:
Spongebob Squarepants character:
Quote:
Adage:
President:
Astrological sign:
Chinese zodiac sign:
Number:
Short story:
Word:
Definition:
Time period:
Dictionary brand:
Series of books:
Publishing company:
Illustrator:
Artist:
Childhood story:
Childhood memory:
Facial expression:
Serial killer:
Medieval torture device:
Instrument:
Brand of chocolate:
Candy:
Brand of candy:
Time of day:
Codename Amour and Adori use:
Letter:
Inside joke:
Joke:
Scent:
Onomotapoeia:
Alliteration:
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color:
Hair length:
Hair style:
Eye color:
Skin color:
Any makeup?:
Clothing style:
Shy or outgoing?:
Happy or depressed?:
Funny or serious?:
Abusive or kind?:
Respectful or perverted?:
Completely describe their personality:
This is another space if you need it:
Ideal height:
Ideal weight:
Body type:
Completely describe their appearances:
This is another space if you need it:
Masochistic or sadistic?:
Conformist or nonconformist?:
Artistic or athletic?:
Intellectual or unintelligent?:
Complex or simple?:
What would their hobbies be?:
Interests?:
Obsessions:
Would they hug you often?:
Kiss you often?:
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:
Have you already found your ideal mate?:
Or as close as someone can get?:
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:
Are you in love?:
What will you do together?:
Your ideal date:
Your ideal wedding:
How many kids?:
What will their names be?:
What do you think they would look like?:
Will you even have kids?:
If not, why?:
Will you even get married?:
If no, why?:
Are you taken or single?:
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color:
Animal:
Number:
President:
Actor:
Actress:
Director:
Celebrity:
Artist:
Illustrator:
Poet:
Writer:
Band:
Musician:
Singer:
Food:
Fruit:
Vegetable:
Candy:
Candy bar:
Brand of chocolate:
Skittles flavor:
Month:
Year:
Decade:
Century:
Millenium:
Era:
Time period:
Battle of the Civil War:
War:
Battle of WWII:
Battle of American Revolution:
Genius:
Genus of plant:
Flower:
Tree:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Fairy tale:
Disney princess:
Disney villain:
Disney prince:
Movie character:
Play character:
Book character:
Musical character:
Play:
Musical:
Person:
Brand of cereal:
Brand of battery:
Mental illness:
Medication:
Serial killer:
Poison:
Type of sword:
Type of gun:
Toothpaste brand:
Scent:
Taste:
Sound:
Article of clothing:
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?:
Pretty people?:
Bald people?:
Scrawny African children?:
Religion?:
Politics?:
Abortion?:
Church?:
Separation of church and state?:
Blondes?:
Brunettes?:
Redheads?:
Mainstream rock?:
Abercrombie?:
Pop music?:
Classic rock?:
Roleplaying?:
Emo music?:
Ignorance?:
Stupidity?:
Mental retardation?:
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:
Friends?:
Disrespect?:
Immaturity?:
Republicans?:
Democrats?:
George W. Bush?:
Your mom? (OH, BURN.):
My mom?:
Me?:
This survey?:
Dry walls?:
Painted walls?:
Drugs?:
Alcohol?:
Prostitution?:
Premarital sex?:
Teenage sex?:
People?:
Your classmates?:
Your co-workers?:
Your school?:
Your family?:
My family?:
Your mental health?:
My mental health?:
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:
Your life?:
My life?:
The color green?:
Pickles?:
Food?:
Electricity?:
Niagra falls?:
Cataracts?:
Bridges?:
Braces?:
Dictionairies?:
Television?:
Fairy tales?:
Hollywood?:
MTV?:
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?:
Smelling?:
Seeing?:
Hearing?:
Doing?:
Who are you talking to online?:
On the phone?:
What room of the house are you in?:
Are you cold?:
Bored?:
Warm?:
Hot?:
Do you look nice?:
What are you wearing?:
Are you eating anything?:
Drinking anything?:
BMI?:
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:
What are you wishing for?:
What are you worried about?:
Sad about?:
Happy about?:
Angry about?:
Serious about?:
Laughing about?:
Talking about?:
Typing about?:
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?:
Your best friends?:
Who do you hang out with most?:
Who do you treat the best?:
Who treats you the best?:
Do you even have friends?:
If so, why are you taking this survey?:
The smart one?:
The depressed one?:
The punk?:
The goth?:
The prep?:
The jock?:
The outcast?:
The stupid one?:
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:
The annoying one?:
The hyper one?:
The oblivious one?:
The romantic?:
The pervert?:
The content one?:
The liar?:
The cheapskate?:
The ominous one?:
The disrespectful one?:
The abusive one?:
The hot one?:
The ugly one?:
The one that hates you?:
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:
The back-up one?:
The fighter?:
The lover?:
The hippie?:
The druggie?:
The alcoholic?:
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:
The most likely to be murdered?:
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:
The most likely to stay there forever?:
The normal one?:
The conformist?:
The nonconformist?:
The masochistic one?:
The sadistic one?:
The weird one?:
The musical one?:
The artistic one?:
The perfect one?:
The literary genius?:
The fugitive?:
The juvenille delinquint?:
The Jewish one?:
The Christian one?:
The Buddhist one?:
The Muslim one?:
The Hindu one?:
The Catholic one?:
The Wiccan one?:
The atheist?:
The agnostic?:
The cutter?:
The anorexic one?:
The bulimic one?:
The skinny one?:
The thin one?:
The fat one?:
The obese one?:
The Satanic one?:
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?:
Beaten someone up?:
Been beaten up?:
Bullied someone?:
Been bullied?:
Attempted suicide?:
Attempted murder?:
Nearly died?:
Broken the law?:
Stolen something?:
Had an abortion?:
Known the president?:
Had an affair with the president?:
Met a famous person?:
Gotten drunk?:
Gotten high?:
Had an affair?:
Been out of the country?:
Out of state?:
Out of your town?:
Written a poem?:
A story?:
A novel?:
A song?:
Gotten published?:
Written a love poem?:
Story?:
Novel?:
Song?:
Said that you hated the world?:
Finished school?:
Flunked a grade?:
Flunked a test?:
Flunked a subject?:
Read a book for enjoyment?:
Bungee jumped?:
Skydived?:
Danced?:
Been to a dance?:
Suba dived?:
Broken a bone?:
Gotten a nose bleed?:
Suffered from psychosis?:
Wished you could get away with something?:
Thought of killing someone?:
Thought of killing yourself?:
Saved your own?:
Gone to the beach?:
Gone fishing?:
Gone to an island?:
Died in a dream?:
Had a dream that came true?:
Kissed someone in the rain?:
Gotten pregnant?:
Eaten calamari?:
Lobster?:
Helped anybody during the holidays?:
Helped a stranger?:
Kissed a stranger?:
Hugged a stranger?:
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?:
Touch your nose with your tongue?:
Stick your fist in your mouth?:
Touch your toes?:
Give away money?:
Marry a family member?:
Hire an assassin?:
Get ahold of drugs?:
Alcohol?:
Stay up all night?:
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:
Finish this survey?:
Swim?:
Draw well?:
Sing well?:
Write well?:
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:
Without milk?:
Predict the future?:
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:
A lover?:
Give your life for a friend?:
A lover?:
Lie to a friend?:
Lie to your parents?:
Lie to a lover?:
Steal from your parents?:
Hug them in public?:
Blow up your house?:
Abuse someone?:
Use someone?:
Recommend this survey to a friend?:
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?:
Policeman?:
Serial killer?:
Doctor?:
Surgeon?:
Prostitute?:
Playboy model?:
Writer?:
Artist?:
Musician?:
Assassin?:
Ninja?:
Soldier?:
President?:
Darth Vader?:
Pilot?:
Mortician?:
Forensic scientist?:
Detective?:
Lawyer?:
Drug-dealer?:
Pirate?:
Box-carrier?:
Store clerk?:
Banker?:
Criminal?:
Target?:
Professional wrestler?:
Tennis player?:
Rapper?:
Country singer?:
Pop star?:
Actor?:
Plastic surgeon?:
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?:
Is the world round?:
Is the world unfair?:
Are most people selfish?:
Impolite?:
Disrespectful?:
Conforming?:
Are there religions?:
Theories?:
Opinions?:
Are humans so intelligent?:
Do we need air?:
Do we age?:
Do we die?:
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:
Swiss?:
American?:
Are you taking this?:
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?:
Took a shower?:
Ate?:
Drank?:
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:
Took a pill?:
Smoked?:
You got your photograph taken?:
You got caught doing something bad?:
Dyed your hair?:
Hurt someone physically?:
Hurt someone emotionally?:
Did your homework?:
Hung out with your friends?:
Got drunk?:
Got high?:
Took a survey?:
Won a contest?:
Went out on a date?:
=>Word Association<=
Bed.
Curtains.
Lights.
Music.
Candles.
Closet.
Door.
Window.
Onomotapoeia.
Dog.
Cat.
Egypt.
Corey.
Mirror.
Case.
Cage.
Cave.
Nutella.
Bird.
Bear.
Death.
Life.
White.
Black.
Personality.
Pickle.
Dilemna.
Love.
Liberal.
Conservative.
Ball.
Moderate.
Inept.
THE END. Congratulations.