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- Basics - |
What's your name? | |
If you could change it, would you? If so, to what? | |
How old are you? | |
When's your birthday? | |
Where do you live? | |
Do you like it there? Why or why not? | |
- School - |
Where do you go to school? | |
Do you like it? | |
What is your mascot? | |
Have you or one of your friends ever worn the mascot suit? | |
What are your school colors? | |
Do you get good grades? | |
What's your favorite class? | |
- Work - |
Do you have a job? | |
If so, do you like it? If not, why don't you, slacker? | |
Where do you work? If you don't work, where would you like to? | |
- Friends - |
Do you have friends, loser? | |
Do you really like them? | |
Do they actually like you? | |
Are you sure? | |
Do you guys get along well? | |
Do you ever want to throw them six flights of stairs? | |
Would you throw yourself down the stairs for a friend? | |
- Hopes and Dreams - |
What do you wanna be when you grow up? | |
Do you ever even plan on growing up? | |
Do you plan on getting married? | |
To whom? | |
Do you plan on having kids? | |
If so, how many? | |
Do you have any names picked out? If so, what are they? | |
Do you think it's weird to name your kids before they're even conceived? | |
Where do you want to live? | |
Describe your dream house? | |
How good of chance do you think you have at achieving everything above? | |
- Completely Random Crap - |
Did you eat your wheaties this morning? | |
Do you like to watch the sunset? | |
Would you ever go on a reality show? | |
Would you eat a partially formed duck egg for money? | |
Do you ask for directions when you get lost? | |
Do you believe in ghosts? | |
Are you bored yet? | |
What's the strangest pet you've ever had? | |
What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten? | |
Have you ever bitten someone? | |
Are your ears ticklish? | |
Do you like to play in the mud? | |
Do you like to burn things? | |
Have you ever jumped out of a window? | |
What's your favorite color? | |
Do you like NASCAR? | |
Are you a redneck?? | |
If someone answers yes to #56, do they have to answer yes to #57 too? | |
Do you ever have strange urges? | |
Do you ever sing randomly? | |
Do you ever dance in public, for no reason? | |
Would you run around naked in public for money? | |
How much? | |
Have you ever blown a snot bubble? | |
Have you ever been to Canada? | |
Do you like Canadians? | |
Are you Canadian, eh? | |
Do you say "eh"? | |
Do you wear socks with sandals? | |
Do you drive? | |
Do you drive well? | |
Do you aim or would you aim for pedestrians? | |
Would you intentionally run over a squirrel? | |
What if the squirrels family came after you in your sleep? | |
Are you afraid of the big, bad wolf? | |
What would you do if you got rabies? | |
Have ever pretended you had rabies with toothpaste and chased people around | |
Have you ever played in the street? | |
Have you ever thrown things at cars driving by? | |
Have you ever tried to stick your head in a mailbox? | |
Have you ever climbed on top of a hay bail? Like, the big round ones? | |
Have you ever tried to catch a pig & put it in a bag so you could keep it? | |
Do you know what a Nor'easter is? | |
Do you get out of school to pick potatoes? | |
Are you from Aroostook county? | |
Do you wish you were/weren't? | |
Do you like this survey? | |
Are you glad it's almost done? | |
Good bye!!! | |
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