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Author: lonesomedove
Created: July 7, 2012
Taken: 41 times
Rated: PG

New Would You Rather

Created by lonesomedove and taken 41 times on Bzoink
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Would you rather
Have a mustard mustache or toe nails made of mayo
Watch 48 hours of Friends or Happy Days
Eat a dog's eyeball or a cow's tail
Sleep in a bird's nest or a gopher hole
Smell only burnt eggs or burnt rubber
Eat only cornflakes or grilled cheese for the rest of your life
Have a butt litteraly made of steel or lazers for toes
Be fluent in 27 languages or have a drivers license that never expires
Find the Higs boson or a new planet
Write a symphony or a romance novel
Eat 10 oz of hair or 5 oz of fingernails
Lick a dollar bill or a public toilet
Have red swelling eyes or green gooey hair
Be named Frankenstein or Dracula
Eat a roast beef sundae or pickled banana pudding
Speak using only vowels or consonants
Have a square head or a question mark for a nose
Live in a swimming pool or a walk in freezer
Dream only of sheep of ceiling fans
Live via a self-written script or burst out in song every hour of every day
Live in Thailand or Hawaii
Be incontinent or perpetually constipated
Walk on the moon or visit the Bermuda Triangle
Have chives growing out of your ears or cilantro growing out of your armpit
Hear everything in rap or in country music
Have everything you touch turn into tomatos or glue
Be in charge of 16 children or 16 old folks
Customize your dreams or make all clothes fit perfectly
Always sleep for 12 hours a day or 2
Have a tongue too big for you mouth or ears the size of tic tacs
Eat ten meals a day or only one
Kiss a 100 year old corpse of a frog's butt
Have no firdge or no microwave
Travel with a circus or live in a casino
Have burlap skin or felt for hair
Speak in tongues or see in hallucinations
Have your entire life recorded or be ignored always, by everyone
Be able to speak Swedish or Cherokee
Have breath smelling of livermush or gasoline
Pay 5 phone bills a month or have no cell phone
Live in a zoo or a cathdral
Have two left hands or two right feet
Be a famous painter or author
Always wear a muzzle or a saddle
See only in sepia or only in one dimension
Be a carpenter or a black smith
Be a country mouse or a city mouse
Have worms for eyelashes or snakes for fingers
Have all you imagine come to life or have no imagination
Live on a mountain or a seashore
Have a $1000 gift certificate to sunglass hut or GNC
Be able to make rain or make wind
Always be cold or always be hot
Have a fireplace or a grand piano
Plan your life out to the minute or be in a perpetual state os suspense
Live on a glacier or an active volcano
Be an archeaologist or a botanist
Have a potographic memory or x-ray vision