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Author: elfalienvampire
Created: September 22, 2010
Taken: 96 times
Rated: G

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What a wonderful caricature of intimacy.

Created by elfalienvampire and taken 96 times on Bzoink
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Is your life more like a bowl of cherries or a box of chocolates? Explain.
Is there really no free lunch? I got free lunch in grade school...
Would you date someone who lived in his mom's basement?
I'm hungry. What should I eat that's under 5 dollars?
How often do you vacuum?
How often do you misspell vacuum? I always want it to be vaccuum.
What happens if you're in the shower at your residence hall and the fire
alarm goes off?
I'd consider it an excuse to go streaking, but that's just me.
Do old, clattery elevators scare you?
Do you own a copy of the book sacred to your religion?
Have you read Nietzsche? If so, is he good?
I'll be reading him for Humanities II soon.
What's your opinion of Joe Biden?
Is your state/province/region full of political corruption?
When you hear the word "compact", do you think of cars or makeup? Or CDs?
Ever quoted a completely unrelated source in a paper just to make a point?
What color is the surface on which you are sitting/lying?
Would you rather get baked, get laid, or eat Baked Lays?
How old is too old to wear your hair in piggytails?
How old is too old to call pigtails "piggytails"?
Aren't red-haired girls BEAUTIFUL?
Would you rather fish with worms or man-made lures?
Who taught you to ride a bike (if you ever learned)?
What side of the bed do you sleep on, or do you sleep in the middle?
No offense to those who prefer to sleep in a chair.
If I told you you're beautiful, would you believe me?
Do you think humans are fascinating creatures?
Would you ever eat cat food if you were really poor?
Could you live without the internet for more than a month?
Cows: beautiful, gross, or just tasty?
Do you know anyone with a motorcycle?
Where is your mom right now?
Ever climbed up a doorframe? (feet on one side, back against the other)
Ever peed outside?
I get nervous easily. Will you hold my hand?
Is part of your school/workplace under construction?
Do you like any bands that nobody else cares about anymore?
Do you think the "monroe" piercing looks like a zit? I do.
No offense if you have one. I have actual zits so don't feel bad.
I've got a weird rash on my arm. It's not poison ivy or bed bugs...
what do you think it is?
Do you like golden retrievers?
Would you rather get a dog from a breeder or a shelter?
Or would you rather get a KITTY!?
Is America really the best country?
Is it really the worst?
Do you think people who are kind of between genders are cool?
Can you roller blade?
Do you have an old-fashioned sled?
How about a little red wagon when you were a kid?
Isn't Orbit the best gum in the universe?
What ad is showing next to my name up at the top?
Aren't captchas annoying?
Where did the word "captcha" come from anyway?
What's the square root of a pickle?
Have you ever made your own noodles? Like from the dough up?
What is your state/province/region known for?
Aren't slugs the ickiest thing ever?
When are your midterms?
Do you wear a watch?
Could you work selling stuff for a commission?
Do you still blow bubbles in your drinks?
Are you pleased with my survey?