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Hallo, meine Freunde! |
The following are a necessary evil, I'm afraid. |
What may we call you? | |
When can we send you a birthday card? (Figuratively, of course.) | |
And, where are you calling from? (Again, figuratively.) | |
Danke. Let's move on. |
What is your favorite Hostess/Little Debbie snack? | |
Do you/your family buy loaf from the bakery or bagged on the shelf? | |
White, wheat or other? | |
Have you ever fixed something without knowing just how you did it? | |
Do store brands actually taste the same? | |
Quick! Grab the closest book to you, open to page 5 and type the first line | |
What was the last non-fiction book you've read? (Not a school textbook!) | |
Do you make surveys or just take them? | |
I came up with this survey on a plane! |
When was the last time you were on a plane? | |
Where were you going and why? | |
What's the best news you've gotten lately? | |
^And, the worst? | |
How is 2010 treating you so far, anyway? | |
If you could invent something, what would it be? | |
Tell me about your favorite pair of pants. | |
Do you like getting dressed up? | |
Would you rather receive (or give) flowers, chocolates or jewelry? | |
Do you drink Vitamin Water? | |
^If yes, what flavor is your favorite? | |
What color are your headphones/earbuds? | |
Is your technology up to date? | |
Ever been stuck next to someone really annoying on a LONG plane/train ride? | |
What sound just drives you crazy? | |
The guy next to me on the plane was snoring super loud. o.o |
Would you be embarrassed to find out you snored loudly in public? | |
Do you embarrass easily? | |
Why were you embarrassed last? | |
Are you afraid of heights? | |
What is a compliment you get most often? | |
Tell me about the last frightening/weird dream you had. | |
Now, about the last pleasant dream you had. | |
Do you feel guilty about killing bugs? | |
If there is a spider in your room, will you be up all night knowing that? | |
Is there a trait typical to your gender that doesn't apply to you? | |
How do you feel about coconut? | |
^ Ever cracked one open? | |
If you like someone, what do you do? | |
If you DON'T like someone, what do you do? | |
What do you feel most insecure about? | |
Crash into water or an open field? D: | |
What's the best thing about being your gender? | |
^ And the worst thing? | |
Do you do your part to save the earth? | |
Does it ROYALLY piss you off when your intended username is already taken? | |
What color do you wear most often? | |
Describe your sunglasses. | |
What's the most you've spent on a pair of sunglasses? | |
^Or, ladies, what about a purse? | |
Actually, what's the most expensive clothing item/accessory you own? | |
Who do you think should have their portrait on a bill? | |
What is your favorite spoken language to listen to? | |
How long until you turn 40? | |
Spend life in prison or get the death penalty? Why? | |
Are you sarcastic? | |
Does it annoy the hell out of you when people just don't GET your sarcasm? | |
Do you take jokes personally? | |
What word do you frequently misspell? | |
What word do you frequently misTYPE? | |
Last time you were very angry.. why? | |
Do the LOLcats make you laugh? :3 | |
Ever felt like giving up on love? Why? | |
..On life? Why? | |
Are you generally attracted to people taller or shorter than you? | |
Why is cutting and mental illness becoming trendy? | |
NEWSFLASH: Mental illness is NOT cool. I hate stupid emo bullshit. |
Did that ^ make you mad? [x | |
Ever feel like people started doing something simply because you did it? | |
^How did that make you feel? | |
Do you find it rude when you offer someone something and they decline? | |
What is a band you used to love, but sucks now? | |
^ I hate that. Isn't it super disappointing? | |
Tell me a band/artist that all the songs sound the same to you now. | |
What is a band/artist that has consistently cool album artwork? | |
Ever sung karaoke? Did you do good or bomb it? d: | |
Ever been to a strip club? | |
..were all the strippers ugly? xD Hate that. | |
How do you feel about fishing? | |
What is your favorite weather? | |
Have you ever had a popcorn kernel stuck in your tooth for more than a day? | |
Have you seen the Annoying Orange? | |
^ Do you hate that you love it? | |
Do you know how to save a life? | |
Finish the sentence: If you only knew... | |
Would you like to go on holiday to any Scandanavian countries? | |
Do you like sushi? If so, what's your favorite kind? | |
Favorite cuisine? (Italian, Chinese, Indian, German, etc.) | |
Are you thinking Arby's? | |
Does the Filet o' Fish commercial crack you up everytime? | |
What if it were you hanging up on this wall? | |
If it were you in this sandwich, you wouldn't be laughing at all! |
Danke. That'll be all. [: |
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How many siblings do you have?