Are you ready to rumble?
Basics
What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color? What are the past three questions referencing? What are you dubbed? [your nickname, please] How long has it been since you slept within your mother's womb? On what calendar square and page did that separation occur? Speaking of calendars, what kind do you have? The strands of random proteins that grow from your head, describe them. What color are you irises? Are you lacking in the melatonin department? [are you pale?] From whence do you hail? [Where are you from?] Favorites
Movie? Book? Color? Instrument? Musical? Country? Song? Band? Ocean? 7 Wonders of the World? Planet? Plant? Animal? Person? Bug? Candy? Pizza? Ice cream? Type of cheese? Soda? Cake? Laundry detergent? Weather? Class? Website? Drug? Scent? Cellular device? Disney character? Type of computer? This or That?
Coke or Pepsi? Pirates of the Caribbean or Lord of the Rings? Guitar or piano? Beatles or Queen? Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Day or night? Summer or winter? Fall or spring? Computer or cell phone? TV or internet? TV or books? Video games or books? MySpace or Facebook? Stripes or polka dots? Cellular Devices
You have one, right? What kind is it? What provider do you have? What is the third text in your outbox? What is the wallpaper? What is your ringtone? What is the seveenth text in your inbox? Who do you text the most often? Who do you call the most often? Who pays for your cellular device? Do you surf the interweb on your cellular device? Friends
Who is thouest bestest friend? How did you meet? Do you have a large quantity of friends? What do you have in common with most of your friends? Name your top five friends. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Have you ever had more-than-friends feelings for 2? Have you ever spent the night with 1? Have you ever cussed out 4? Have you ever licked 3? Have you ever inappropriately touched 5? Would You Rather?
Would you rather be a farmer or mechanic? Would you rather be stuck in a tight, enclosed space with ghosts or snakes? Would you rather catch your parents having sex or one of them masturbating? Would you rather lick a hobo or eat a 20 dollar bill? Would you rather be a cyberpirate or a Somali one? Would you rather be stranded on an island or in the middle of the Sahara? The Inevitable Love Life Section
Do you happen to have a significant other? If yes, who? If no, do you have your eye on anyone? Are you more happy single or in a relationship? Do you believe in love? Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times? If no, are you afraid of falling in love? Are you a virgin? What do you love most about your partner? Wait, what's your orientation? If you're single, what are you looking for in a date? Raaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddooooommmmmmm!!
What color is your shirt? Have you ever seen Lars the Emo Kid? How about the Kelly videos? [Shoes, oh my god, shoes.] Will you miss Michael Jackson? Have you ever contemplated following the career path of bellydancer? Have you ever been to Spain? Do you know Spanish? What piercings do you have? Do you have any tattoos? If yes, describe If no, do you want one//what would it be? What is your mother's name? MOTHER CARRIES CHICKENS, WHAT HAPPENED?
When you had your first kiss? When you first fell in love? When you first got a less-than-perfect-grade in school? When you first got grounded? When you lost your virginity? When you started or stopped believing in God? When you first shoplifted? CA-OWWW!
On what device do you listen to your favorite tunage? What is the weirdest band name you've ever heard? Have you ever smoked pot? What color are your sunglasses? Are you albino? Do you have any physical defects? Do you have any illnesses? Are you criminally insane? What is your favorite TV show? Do you know who Steve Valentine is? If yes, is he not awesome? If no, watch Season 4 Episode 8 of House or the show Estate of Panic. Do it Have you ever been shamed? Have you ever met a crazed gypsy? Have you ever had a paranormal experience? Do you have anything made of marijuana//hemp? What is your ethnicity? Of what religion do you belong? Were you sad when Billy Mays died? [Please say no.] Do you have any words that anger you?
I'm posting this as a MYSPACE BULLETIN
Society, Culture, and Race