Introduction
What time is it? Take a guess: what time will you finish this survey? How far do you think you will get into this survey? Chapter One: The Basics About You
Full name? Is there a story behind your name? If so, what is it? Nickname(s)? Is there a story behind your nickname? If so, what is it? Birthdate? How old are you, now? How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Eye color? Skin color? Current hair color? Natural hair color? Chapter Two: Your Family
Biological mothers name? Biological fathers name? Legal guardians name? How many siblings do you have? What are their names? How old are they? Who, in your family, do you get along with the best? Who do you not get along with? How is your relationship with your guardian(s)? How is your relationship with your sibling(s)? Who is your favorite aunt, uncle, or cousin? Is your family close? If they aren't close, what happened? Does your family have a particular culture? If so, what is it? What are your family traditions? Who lives in your house? Who has lived in your house in the past? Who is your funniest family member? The smartest? The oldest? The one with the most influence on the family? Most sucessful? Who has the most children in your family? Who likes you the most? Who is the most trustworthy? The least trustworthy? Any family in jail? In the army? In a different country? Any family members pregnant? Do younger family members show a lot of respect for older family members? Are there any customs of bringing up the children in your family? Chapter Three: Your Identity
Race and/or Ethnicity? Sex and/or Gender? Sexual orientation? Religion? Philosophy? Culture? Stereotype? Zodiac sign? Birthstone? Chapter Four: Favorites Favorite candy: Favorite movie: Favorite boyfriend/girlfriend you've ever had: Favorite friend: Favorite TV show: Book: Author: Subject in school: Place: Breakfast meal: Lunch meal: Dinner meal: Drink: Letter of the alphabet: Animal: Color: Body-type: Sex position: Board game: Video game: Electronic: Website: Comedian: Plant: Country: City: Philosopher: Non-sexual body-part: Sexual body part: Drug: Time of day: Month: Name for a girl: Name for a boy: Unisex name: Weather: Holiday: Body of water: Genre of music: Musical artist: Song: Flag: Poem: Pass-time: Sport to watch: Sport to play: Extra-curricular activity: Teacher: Chapter Five: Your Opinions
Opinion on abortion? Opinion on divorce? Opinion on gay marriage? Opinion on Obama? Opinion on global warming? Animal abuse? Meat eaters? Vegetarians? Religious people? Athiests? Plastic surgery? Violence? Capital punishment? Sexism against females? Sexism against males? Feminism? Unemployment? Red-haired people? Xenophobia? Cross-dressers? Alcoholics? George W. Bush? Creationism? Evolutionism? Classical music? Rap? Animal testing? Racism against Caucasians? Chapter Six: Your Friends (disclude family and your significant other)
Who is your current best friend? (Choose no more than two people.) Who has been the closest friend you've ever had -- past or present? Who are your current close friends? Order your close friends; closest to least close. Who, out of all of your friends, is the most trustworthy? Funniest? Nicest? Most selfless? Most selfish? Most mature? Most imature? Accepts you most for who you are? Most interesting? Most caring? Most boring? Most irritating? Lowest self-esteem? Highest self-esteem? Remember who you put down as your best friend and your closest friends? Who was your best friend? (1): Second best friend? (2): (3): (4): (5): How did you meet #1? Who is better looking, #2 or #4? Who would you date: #5 or #1? Would you die for #3? Do #2 and #3 know each other? Would you donate bone marrow to #4 if they needed it? Would #1 do anything for you? Would you do anything for #1? Is #3 intellegent? How intellegent? Would #5 and #4 make a good couple? What is #2's sexual orientation? Out of all your friends, who would you like to get to know better? Who likes you the most? Who has the best hair? Who is smarter than you? (List many, if you must. xD) Who do you want to protect? Who is most protective of you? Who knows you the best? Who do you know the best? Do you like your friends? Do you love your friends? Which of your friends would you say that you love? Why not the others? Was there something that you did to one of them that makes you feel guilty? If so, who did you do it to? What did you do? Have you apologized? Did they forgive you? Did you forgive yourself? Top three best things your friends have ever done for you: Top three worst things your friends have ever done to you: You can only see three of them for the rest of your life! Who do you choose Honestly: who have you previously/currently "liked"? Chapter Seven: Your Biggest Fears!!!
Complete the sentence: I am most afraid of... Are you afraid of insects? What about spiders? Bad weather? Open spaces? Closed spaces? Ghosts? Aliens? Robbers/rapists/killers? Peers parents? Demons/spirits? Earthquakes? What else are you afraid of? How do you react when faced with a fear? Would you consider yourself paranoid? Do you ever come up with conspiracy theories? Have you ever thought that people were trying to kill you? Have your fears ever kept you up at night? What do your fears prevent you from doing? What common fears don't frighten you at all? Are there any words that you are afraid of? Are there any nosies that you are afraid of? Are there any visuals that you are afraid of? Do you have any actual phobias? Afraid of heights? Bumble bees? Fire? Are you more afraid of people, or more afraid of being alone? Are you afraid of how people will treat you in certain situations? Do you shake when you're afraid? Do you sweat? Has fear ever made you cry? What do you pretend you aren't afraid of, when really you are? Chapter Eight: Secrets
What motivates you to lie? Would you rather seem more caring than you actually are, or more aloof? Have you ever lied to look cute? Have you ever lied so that people would reassure you/take care of you? Make an honest statement about yourself that you wouldn't usually make: Do you have a deep-dark secret? Don't worry, I won't ask what it is. Unless you want to tell. Do you want to? If you do, go ahead and say it. Do you keep more secrets from your best friend or your significant other? Would you consider yourself secretive? If I asked you to list three secrets of yours, would you? Secret one: Secret two: Secret three: Would you consider keeping a secret a lie? Do you keep other peoples information confidential? Are you secretive when it comes to how you feel? Chapter Nine: Your Significant Other/Crush
Is your significant other male, female, or other? What is their name? How much older/younger than you are they? How do you feel about them in relation to past crushes/SO's? Are you two actually in a relationship? Is it an open relationship or an exclusive relationship? Are you satisfied with your significant other? What is your favorite physical feature about them? Least favorite physical feature? Favorite personality trait? Least favorite personality trait? Best memory with them? Wost memory with them? What do you guys usually talk about? Would you trust them with anything? Are you in love? Have you had sex? Have you dreamed about them? Are they funny? Smart? Good-looking? What would you change about them if you had to change one thing? Would you trust them with your life? Are you protective of them? Are they protective of you? Would you die for them? Would they die for you? Describe them in five words: Do you two like PDA (public displays of affection)? Are they "sexy"? Do you get jealous when they talk to others? How long could you survive only talking to them? What's the nicest thing you've ever done for them? What's the nicest thing they've ever done for you? Meanest thing they've ever done to you? Meanest thing you've ever done to them? Do you like filling out this survey about them? Why or why not? Do they know how much or how little you care? Have they met your parents? Have you met their parents? Biggest fight you've ever gotten into? Are you commited to them? Have you ever been unfaithful? Have you ever suspected them of being unfaithful? Who is more likely to cheat -- them or you? What is something that you like about them that you have never told them? If you could make one wish for them...? What is the longest you two have done anything? (made out, sex, etc.) How long are you expecting it to last? Chapter Nine: Hopes and Dreams
Future occupation? How many children do you want? Do you want to get married? Where (what country, state, city) do you want to live when you grow up? What are three things you want to learn to do? What are three places you want to see? Who are three people you hope to meet? How rich do you want to be when you grow older? What's the biggest obsticle facing you currently that you hope to overcome? Who do you want to stay in touch with forever? What, in your life now, do you hope to leave behind? What, in your life now, do you hope to carry with you forever? Chapter Ten: This or That
Winter or summer? Rain or shine? Republican or democrat? Green or orange? Bright or dark? Love or hate? Love and lost or never loved at all? Chocolate or vannilla? Juice or milk? Meat or vegetables? Girls or boys? Book smart or street smart? The toes on your right foot or masturbation? Reading or writing? Checkers or chess? Skateboarding or watching T.V.? School or work? Friends or family? Cold or hot? Drama or boredom? Yellow or pink? Fish or tofu? Parents or siblings? Time or space? Science or literature? Teach or be taught? Ask or answer? Old or young? Have you ever...
Been in a hurricaine? Fallen out a window? Had an orgy? Cut yourself on purpose for the hell of it? Been caught cheating (on a test, on a person, etc.)? Typed a twenty-page composition? Hooked up on the internet? Had phone sex? Eaten an insect? Vomited on a carpet? Fainted? Sang out loud in public? Stayed up for three days straight? Slept in the same bed with someone of the sex you are not attracted to? Bought a lie? Had a pregnancy scare? Woken up screaming from a dream? Plagerized something important? Went to a movie alone? Pretended to know someone who you really didn't? Finished a long survey? Spoken to someone on the phone for 10+ hours? (My record is 13 ^^) Been arrested? Been hospitalized? Had a panic attack? Danced in the rain? Made out in the rain? Done 100+ jumping jacks? Tried to learn something completely random? Chapter Eleven: Boys and Girls and Others
Turn on or turn off: Blonde hair? Turn on or turn off: Glasses? Light skin? Dark skin? Birthmarks? Slender-ness? Perfect fingernails? What are your three top turn-on's? Top three turn-off's? Chapter Twelve: Death How old will you be when you die? Who will be with you? What time of day will it be? How will you die? Who will be at your funeral? What song will play at your funeral? What will be on your gravestone? Will people cry at your funeral? Will you be buried, creamated, etc.? If buried, where will you be buried? If creamated, will you be scattered or kept in an urn? Where will you be scattered/who will keep your urn? Will you have died happily? If not, why? Will you have died in pain? If so, what sort of pain? Epilogue: Your Legacy
Who was affected most by your life? Who was affected most by your death? Did you have any impact on this world? Will people be sad that you are gone? Will you be proud of the life you've led?
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